The dare was as follows:

Lotus's dare:
1. A character must for some reason be a fruit or vegetable.
2. Dementors, Bill and Bob, follow Draco around the school taking notes, grading or otherwise making useless observations about him.
3. Lucius must be seen to pick up his skirts and run off squeeling.
4. You must include this line: "Yeah and then like Papa Smurf told Gargamel to eat his smurfy shorts".
5. Someone is hiding a baby pig in their pants and keeps making far fetched excuses for it.
6. The EEFFD, sick of partying, decide to play a game of Croquet (crow-kay) in honour of their successful evilness.......Alice in Wonderland style, using Hoig's army of Hedgehogs as balls.
Due date: 4th June.