Yawnniinngggg Tales
Theme 2: Muggle Studies


The new Muggle Studies Professor was at it again. Sirius, seated at the very back of the class, yawned audibly.

"Mr. Black, please don't - Yes, Mr. Potter?" - For James had just raised his hand.

"Yawns are very educational, you know, Professor," James said conversationally. "According to muggles, an excess of carbon dioxide and lack of oxygen in the blood can easily cause yawning, you know. What d'you say, Padfoot?"

Sirius nodded brightly. "Yes, I may even be suffering from acute respiratory diseases," he said cheerfully.

The Professor sighed - James and Sirius were now both yawning widely. Very widely.