Arg. I typed this up and sent it, but it didn't get sent! I thought itwas sent and i came back and I was like :kill_computer:

So ne way...

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"Did you get it?"

"I tried, but the stupid portrait wouldn't let me in. She saw my badge, I think."

"Well, then take off your badge and try again!"

"I did my Lord, but she reconized me and threatened to tell Dumbledore if I came back."

"Well put on a wig then!"

"Umm... my Lord, I don't think..."

"IF I SAY YOU PUT ON A WIG THEN YOU PUT ON A WIG! UNDERSTOOD?"

Hermione woke up covered in sweat. She was shaking like a leaf. Wigs? What was she thinking?

Hermione walked over to the window to get a drink of water from the pitcher below it. As she drank, she noticed a student walking across the lawn. Still drinking, she peered a little closer and choked when she realized what she saw.

THE PERSON WAS CARRYING A RED WIG!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Hermione screamed. The entire girls' dormitory woke up and ran over to Hermione, who had crawled underneath her covers and was quaking and whimpering.

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Gotta run! Comments and constructive criticism appreciated!