Ok, let's see how this goes...


Everyone is trying to put Harry Potter up against The Lord of the Rings,
What the Hell is your problem I say, go back to the shadow,
Can't you all see this boy with weird hair and bad acting skills,
will never be compared to the hobbit from the Shire,
All's Harry got is Fame and a scar,
"Yes, All's Frodo got is a measley gold ring",
Measley, you say, haha... are you wrong...
This hairy footed being will save your a-s-s before the end...
For his story has depth, *real friendship*, and true feelings...
not just a "brave" Gryffindork boy and a jealous gay Slytherin
Do you see it, I do... look it's the Fellowship and if you're a
true believer, they'll come for you