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Old 08-25-2007, 06:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ooc info: You will make only one presentation post. It will be worth a total of 15 points, so you'll need at least two quality paragraphs. I'm going to present a post right now that I would probably give a 13. Wow me and you'll get a 14-15. You can edit as much as you want between now and Sunday night, but NO STEALING other people's ideas. That's just mean.

Professor Light came up to the front of the classroom, and pulled out a pack of bubblegum. "Alright, so, we witches and wizards have bugglegum as well, but Bubblegum has played an important role in Muggle history too! When they say bugglegum last forever, they mean it. Bugglegum a 5,000 year-old piece chewing gum with tooth imprints in it has even been found in Finland. What most wizards don't know it, it is highly likely the first creator was a Muggle, trying to invent a food that would last for multiple chews. Of course, bubblegum as we know it didn't come around until the 1860's. Gum has multiple uses! As well as chewing, it can be used to hold objects together... Professor Light popped a piece of gum in her mouth and took it out. She then fastened it between two desks. "Ta-da, look they are together!"

"Alright, so you guys may know this, but kids your age were the first people to enjoy the treat. And to give you something else to enjoy, I will sing a song!"

Professor Light said this so cheerfully, that the rest of the class looked up at her with a mix of horror and awe. "Yes, I said sing. You didn't expect that my presentation would really be that boring, would you. Besides... I'm a great singer!" she finished cheerfully. Then she cleared her throat...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--
Bubblegum, Bubblegum,
What a way to have fun!

People used to think it caused cancer
but they didn't know the answer!
Becauuuuuuuusssssssssssseeeeeeee---

Bubblegum, Bubblegum,
What a way to have fun!
You know it, you doooo:
Because I'm about to give youuuuu
Some Bubblegum!"

Professor Light reached into her pockets and tossed out lots of pieces of gum at the finish of her last, long held out note. It was goofy and fun and totally relaxed. Most of the students in the class were giving her there is no way this woman is my teacher looks, but Professor Light didn't mind. She merely turned around and wrote on the board.

"So, let's see... I'd say that was 5 for entertainment value, because by how hard you guys were laughing at my I'd say it was pretty entertaining. I didn't give you too much info, so I'll give myself an 8... for 13 points for the house of me! Let's see how the rest of you do... "
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