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Madfish · 08-05-2007, 11:49 AM

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hehe no worries Maria here's next post:

Chapter 18: Wrong Potion!

Life at Hogwarts was finally back to normal, but like that was going to last. There was so much buzz over the Quidditch Final that none of the teachers could get the class to shut up. Professor Snape finally resorted to a seating plan. He pointed at each seat in turn saying a pupil’s name, but no one was going let this seating plan work.
Snape started at Harry and Ron’s desk and pointed at Harry saying
“Draco Malfoy,” then at Ron saying “Hermione Granger.”
“What that’s stupid! What’s the point in a seating plan anyway? It’s the worst idea ever!” Moaned Ron and Professor Snape once again pointed at Harry and Ron saying
“Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger.”
“Ron’s right it’ll never work, we’ll just have to yell across the room instead!” Said Harry and Snape pointed at Harry and Ron again saying:
“Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger.”
“No I’m Harry, he’s Ron, he’s not a girl, I think, and that slimy blonde slug over there is Malfoy.” Said Harry and Snape replied:
“Get out, now.”
Harry had to stay outside for the whole lesson, until near the end when Snape called him back in smiling, before turning on Neville.
“Now Mr Longbottom, lets see what your dreadful concoction does to my other three favourite students! Mr Potter, Mr Weasley, Miss Granger go to Mr Longbottom’s cauldron please.”
The trio approached Neville’s cauldron. The Potion was a mouldy blue colour, and Snape was going to force them to drink it.
Snape poured out three beakers of the Potion and handed them one each.
“On the count of three please, 1… 2… 3!”
The drank the Potion and all three of them immediately fainted. They lay on the floor for about ten seconds while the class gathered around them. Suddenly all three jerked upwards and looked around.
All three started giggling like toddlers and the class stared in surprise. Then Ron started telling really awful jokes:
“Hey Harry? Why are pirates called pirates?”
“I dunno!”
“Because they aaaaaarrrrrrr!”
The entire class groaned but Harry and Hermione burst into suffocating giggles as Ron continued to share the worst jokes in the universe.
“You know, I think that Potion had something funny in it! Ha ha ha…” Said Hermione.
“Yes Hermione we’ve established that Thankyou…” Said Ron.
“Coz it’s made us go all funny!” Said Hermione laughing.
“Yes Hermione we’ve established that Thankyou…” Repeated Ron.
“Why do you keep saying that Ron?” Asked Harry.
“I like the word estab… establid… estableeby… I’ve forgotten my word! Aaaaaawwwwwwwww man!”
“Ron’s a man! I think ha ha!” laughed Hermione, giggling stupidly; Harry collapsed in laughter again. Before climbing up onto a desk and saying:
“Look Ron! I can fly!” He then jumped off the desk flapping his arms madly. Ron laughed and Hermione suddenly grabbed her forehead and started moaning on the floor. Harry and Ron didn’t notice so continued “flying”. But on Harry’s third go he stopped on top of the desk and grabbed his head.
“Ow my head hurts…” Harry moaned and then fell slowly off the desk landing on Lavender Brown. She squealed in delight that Harry Potter had fallen on top of her!
“Oh shut up all of you if I hear any more noise my head will explode and my brains will fall out my nose and I’ll die…” Moaned Harry before laughing again, and then moaning because laughing made his head hurt. Ron collapsed aswell complaining of a headache and Snape decided now would be a good time to send them to the Hospital Wing. When Snape forced the trio to get up all three fainted and had to be carried away by their fellow Gryffindor’s.

I would have written that chapter with them under the influence of.... *ahem* but :rules: !! So I had to change it slightly It was Potion instead!

08-05-2007, 11:49 AM	#247 (permalink)
Madfish Ramora Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: luffs THe MMN! / s Posts: 5,017 Hogwarts RPG Name: Jacqueline (Jackie) Sampson	*partaaaaaaaays* K.O. Tonks' Babies Thanks peeps! hehe no worries Maria here's next post: Chapter 18: Wrong Potion! Life at Hogwarts was finally back to normal, but like that was going to last. There was so much buzz over the Quidditch Final that none of the teachers could get the class to shut up. Professor Snape finally resorted to a seating plan. He pointed at each seat in turn saying a pupil’s name, but no one was going let this seating plan work. Snape started at Harry and Ron’s desk and pointed at Harry saying “Draco Malfoy,” then at Ron saying “Hermione Granger.” “What that’s stupid! What’s the point in a seating plan anyway? It’s the worst idea ever!” Moaned Ron and Professor Snape once again pointed at Harry and Ron saying “Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger.” “Ron’s right it’ll never work, we’ll just have to yell across the room instead!” Said Harry and Snape pointed at Harry and Ron again saying: “Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger.” “No I’m Harry, he’s Ron, he’s not a girl, I think, and that slimy blonde slug over there is Malfoy.” Said Harry and Snape replied: “Get out, now.” Harry had to stay outside for the whole lesson, until near the end when Snape called him back in smiling, before turning on Neville. “Now Mr Longbottom, lets see what your dreadful concoction does to my other three favourite students! Mr Potter, Mr Weasley, Miss Granger go to Mr Longbottom’s cauldron please.” The trio approached Neville’s cauldron. The Potion was a mouldy blue colour, and Snape was going to force them to drink it. Snape poured out three beakers of the Potion and handed them one each. “On the count of three please, 1… 2… 3!” The drank the Potion and all three of them immediately fainted. They lay on the floor for about ten seconds while the class gathered around them. Suddenly all three jerked upwards and looked around. All three started giggling like toddlers and the class stared in surprise. Then Ron started telling really awful jokes: “Hey Harry? Why are pirates called pirates?” “I dunno!” “Because they aaaaaarrrrrrr!” The entire class groaned but Harry and Hermione burst into suffocating giggles as Ron continued to share the worst jokes in the universe. “You know, I think that Potion had something funny in it! Ha ha ha…” Said Hermione. “Yes Hermione we’ve established that Thankyou…” Said Ron. “Coz it’s made us go all funny!” Said Hermione laughing. “Yes Hermione we’ve established that Thankyou…” Repeated Ron. “Why do you keep saying that Ron?” Asked Harry. “I like the word estab… establid… estableeby… I’ve forgotten my word! Aaaaaawwwwwwwww man!” “Ron’s a man! I think ha ha!” laughed Hermione, giggling stupidly; Harry collapsed in laughter again. Before climbing up onto a desk and saying: “Look Ron! I can fly!” He then jumped off the desk flapping his arms madly. Ron laughed and Hermione suddenly grabbed her forehead and started moaning on the floor. Harry and Ron didn’t notice so continued “flying”. But on Harry’s third go he stopped on top of the desk and grabbed his head. “Ow my head hurts…” Harry moaned and then fell slowly off the desk landing on Lavender Brown. She squealed in delight that Harry Potter had fallen on top of her! “Oh shut up all of you if I hear any more noise my head will explode and my brains will fall out my nose and I’ll die…” Moaned Harry before laughing again, and then moaning because laughing made his head hurt. Ron collapsed aswell complaining of a headache and Snape decided now would be a good time to send them to the Hospital Wing. When Snape forced the trio to get up all three fainted and had to be carried away by their fellow Gryffindor’s. *I would have written that chapter with them under the influence of.... ahem* but :rules: !! So I had to change it slightly It was Potion instead!** __________________ ~Join Ginny, Bonnie, Tonks, Sybill, Harry and Evanna FCs!~ ~Maddey (Wallum) is the best~Luffs Kyla and Rozzy~Nikki is My Pasta Buddy~ ~I am Gracie's cherry tree waves branches and she is my Graciepop~