 K.O. Tonks' Babies
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Chapter 17: Why Do We All Have Such Weird Hair?
Once again, Harry (AKA Wendy… the author) has an interesting question bothering him/her.
Harry: Why do we all have such weird hair?
Ron: Yeah that’s a good point, why do we have such weird hair?
Ginny: It’s not that weird is it? It’s not like we have it gelled straight upwards like Simone Peschel did at Halloween.
Hermione: Um Ginny, hello! Bushy McBush!
Ron: Your hair’s not that bushy! It’s just got… volume!
Hermione: Uh huh…
Harry: How many people have hair that wouldn’t lie flat if an elephant sat on them?
Ginny: Your hair’s not that messy!
Harry: …
Ron: …
Hermione: …
Ginny: It’s just a bit… unruly!
Harry: …
Ron: …
Hermione: …
Ginny: Yeah well it’s attractive so there!
Harry: That’s nice to know!
Hermione: Yeah I mean I fancied Harry for a bit, then I imagined Ron in his Quidditch robes…
(Ron and Hermione blush)
Harry Awkwardly: Hehe…
Ginny: Hermione that was very disturbing please don’t do it again, very disturbing. Wait a minute Harry did you ever fancy Hermione?
Harry: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no!
Ginny: WHAT! I thought you did once I was so jealous! Oh dang it…
Harry: Hehe sounds like someone paid to much attention to Rita Skeeter!
Ron: I haven’t said anything in ages!
Harry: No offence mate, but nobody cares!
Ron: Thanks.
Harry: Anytime!
Hermione: As for you and Ron’s hair Ginny, flaming red? Not common.
Ginny: Yeah I guess…
Ron: O well, everyone loves me, why should it matter?
Hermione sarcastically: Ha ha…
Harry: I’m just the odd one out all round!
Ginny: Why’s that?
Harry: Hardly anyone has hair this “unruly” and green eyes are pretty rare aswell!
Ginny: I love your eyes though!
(Ginny blushes)
Harry: That’s nice to know!
Ron: His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad…
Ginny: Shut up Ron!
Harry: His hair is as dark as a blackboard…
Ginny: Shut up…
Ron: I wish he was mine, he’s really divine…
Ginny: Shut up…
SuffocatingWithLaughterHarry: The hero who conquered the dark lord!
Hermione: hehe…
AVeryRedGinny: I was only eleven…
Ron: His eyes are-
Ginny: SHUT UP RON!
sorry, random chapterness
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