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Old 04-07-2007, 10:24 PM   #114 (permalink)
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The REAL Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!" This monkey is bananas.

Ariana sat there as professor Blaylock came up to her and asked her to finish off the song. She sighed heavily and stood up,finally deciding, hey what the hey it might be fun and stood on her desk, almost knocking her plant to the ground before filling her lungs with air and elting out the final words "Botanical copulation." in an mickey mouse-type voice.

She held the last word the longest until there was no air left, took a bow and sat down face as red as a tomato. Now everyone knew she couldn't sing. Sinking back into her chair, she wished the floor would open up and swallow her whole.
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