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Ama · 04-03-2007, 05:20 PM

Now, I have a thing or two to say (Or three or four). What is with our prefects lately? They're supposed to instill stability and normalcy in our school yet they're the ones jumping off their rockers voluntarily! "Why yes! Don't mind me! I'm just insane and trying to get in trouble. Care to join me?" Why, I certainly do not care to join you Mr. Prefect!

Let's start with our Hufflepuff Prefect, Mister Leo Moretti. He's got charm. He's got wit. He's got the looks. But is he a model Prefect? He bloody isn't! He flirts with everyone, including me! Who in their right mind flirts with me? He really is suffering from dementia. He insists on calling me Celestina when he very well knows I detest that name and has no respect for the rules or his girlfriend! Lovely girl, by the way, if not a little bit scary.

Then there is our Ravenclaw Prefect, Tagren Sevens. He is as unruly as his hair! Plus he's quite disgusting and I do forgive him for that. He is a boy after all but honestly! He doesn't listen to advice and conveniently forgets he's a prefect.

Let's not talk about the other crazies running about the premises of Hogwarts! What with Whende and Eliza I've had enough. At least Whende is agreeable but I am very close to strangling Eliza! Not only is she disturbingly odd she's a snitch! I'll get her. Eventually.

Then there is our nutty Professors. Don't get me wrong. They're all quite nice but must they be so random? Professor Lainey is---completly insane, I quite gave up on her terms ago. But Blaylock and Maline, they make me worry. But I blame Blaylock's insanity on Moretti's incesant flirting. I just pray to the gods that it isn't contagious.

Isn't the water polluted? Someone should run some tests and check the water suply! It must be infested with something. Possibly billywig poop?

And lastly. I hate hormones. Even my own.

04-03-2007, 05:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ama MLE Werewolf Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 65,730 Hogwarts RPG Name: Tahir Kovac Khatri First Year	Ama!Nabs IS NAMED MINHO & Is SO Black Panther Right Now Now, I have a thing or two to say (Or three or four). What is with our prefects lately? They're supposed to instill stability and normalcy in our school yet they're the ones jumping off their rockers voluntarily! "Why yes! Don't mind me! I'm just insane and trying to get in trouble. Care to join me?" Why, I certainly do not care to join you Mr. Prefect! Let's start with our Hufflepuff Prefect, Mister Leo Moretti. He's got charm. He's got wit. He's got the looks. But is he a model Prefect? He bloody isn't! He flirts with everyone, including me! Who in their right mind flirts with me? He really is suffering from dementia. He insists on calling me Celestina when he very well knows I detest that name and has no respect for the rules or his girlfriend! Lovely girl, by the way, if not a little bit scary. Then there is our Ravenclaw Prefect, Tagren Sevens. He is as unruly as his hair! Plus he's quite disgusting and I do forgive him for that. He is a boy after all but honestly! He doesn't listen to advice and conveniently forgets he's a prefect. Let's not talk about the other crazies running about the premises of Hogwarts! What with Whende and Eliza I've had enough. At least Whende is agreeable but I am very close to strangling Eliza! Not only is she disturbingly odd she's a snitch! I'll get her. Eventually. Then there is our nutty Professors. Don't get me wrong. They're all quite nice but must they be so random? Professor Lainey is---completly insane, I quite gave up on her terms ago. But Blaylock and Maline, they make me worry. But I blame Blaylock's insanity on Moretti's incesant flirting. I just pray to the gods that it isn't contagious. Isn't the water polluted? Someone should run some tests and check the water suply! It must be infested with something. Possibly billywig poop? And lastly. I hate hormones. Even my own. Last edited by Ama; 04-03-2007 at 06:09 PM.