thanks evryone.....here's my next dare...be forwarned it's probably not as funny as some of the others but....oh well you decide
this is Biochemkris's dare......
Animal Magnatism
The van pulled up in front of the magnet warehouse. “Now remember guys, we’re looking for the really strong ones,” Zymurgy said, “don’t waste your time with the itty-bitty little ones.” “Why are we getting the magnets again boss?” asked Merman. “Weren’t you listening,” Cassirin answered, “the Professor said he was going to show us something about a kind of magic trick the muggles play using these magnet thingys.” Biochemkris spoke up, “I’ve heard that size isn’t everything………….……with magnets, even the smaller ones can be really powerful if they’re made from the right material.”
The Evil Elite spoke to the magnet vendor and picked out what he described as the strongest ones they could afford. “Do you have a box for us?” asked Elvpez. “No, unfortunately I don’t,” the vendor answered, “so you’ll just have to fill up your pockets with them.”
The Elite did as instructed and loaded back into their van and headed back to school.
As they neared the Fraternity House where the Professor instructed them to meet they could hear music blaring out the open windows. “Louie Louaie, awwww honey, say we gotta go now……yai yai yai yai yea….Louie Louaie…….”
“Sounds like a party going on in there,” said Edge, and they went up to the door and opened it. The music was pounding and the scene was right out of Animal House. Everyone was wearing togas except them of course. Somewhere in the back of the room they heard the band begin a new song. It sounded as if everyone in the room knew the words. “Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaa……….you know you make me want to SHOUT!” and with that everyone started jumping around like the floor was covered with devils snare. Come on lets find the Professor.
“Hey,” interrupted Biochemkris as the group headed passed the bar,
“isn’t that Winky up there on the bar dancing?” “Get out,” answered Marcella Riddle, “it is and who’s that dancing with her?” “Eww,” said Cassirin, “I think that’s that goblin from Gringotts, what’s his name….oh yea Griphook.” “Well, I don’t know if I want to see what comes out of that relationship…..” Edge added.
Professor Snape was standing in the farthest room from the music. “I see by the bulkyness of your pockets that you were successful in finding the magnets” he said. “I am going to demonstrate what the muggles think is a type of magic.” He ushered the group towards a closet.
He opened the door and as if by invisible strings, Merman was drawn uncontrollably towards the Statue of Armor in the closet. "There's something about you that's causing me to hug you. It's like I have no will of my own, “ Merman said as the two locked together. The other just looked at what happened with blank stares. “Does any one know why Merman was drawn to the Statue?” Snape asked. Again nothing but blank faces. “The magnets are attracted to certain metal objects by a force called magnetism. Muggles once thought that this was a type of magic and used magnets to make things move around without being touched.” The kids all laughed. “boy muggles really are dumb,” fang said.
....fang
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