Like A Woman

Its very short and not very good becuase I wrote it like ten minutes.


It started of like any normal school year, but at the feast, Dumboldore yelled,
“WHO ATE ALL THE PIES!!!!!!!!’
Just as this happened, Snape walk in. He was wearing a green dress, with pink tights that he stole from B2M. He was singing something that he made up.
“I feel pretty, yes I do, I feel pretty, pretty like a butterfly!”
Why Snape would be wearing womens clothes and singing songs about feeling pretty like a butterfly is far beyond me, but that is beside the point.
Harry got up and confessed to stealing all of the pies.
“I am sorry Headmaster, it just looked so tempting, all of that brussle sprouts and ear wax. Yum!! I couldn’t resit.”
“Well, young, weird, immature Harry, as a punishment, you will have to figure out a way to make Snape stop dressingl like a women, and singing weird songs!!”
“That’s easy!” Harry thought “I’ve had to do this spell for Ron a hundred times!”
“Baktoaboi” Harry yelled as green sparks flew out of his wand.
This completely backfired, causing Snape to regress in time until he was about 4 years old. He began kissing everything thing he could find, like walls and the chairs (or at least it looking like he was kissing them, maybe he thought he was a baby dementor!).
Ron got up and yelled,
“HARRY THAT’S NOT IT YOU DUMBO!!”
“TURNBAKTONORML” yelled Ron, as a green jet of light flew out of his wand (Not a green jet like the Killing Curse) and Snape did grow up, but the spell also hit the chicken that was on the table, and it came back alive and started dancing around.
"Everyone up to the Dormitories, NOW!!!!"
That was the end of that, everyone left and no one knows what happened to Snape.