Hey everybody! Sorry I haven't been here for a while. My Wonderful computer Wouldn't let me on Snich :kill_computer: Then I FINALLY got on today and found out that they changed the color of the forums. (which I hate, Puhleeaassee change it back!) well at least it's changed on my computer... which freakes out alot. So, Where I am it's Problem Gambler's week here's a poem I wrote about it... Even if I don't know how to play poker... but...
Poker Game
You make me feel so out of place
Can't see beyond your poker face
You've got a winning hand I know
as you draw your cards oh-so-slow
The chips are on the table now
You're out for blood, cat on the prowl
Everyone's folded 'cept you and me
You're going to win, you know I see
You lay down your hand with such an air
My cards are feeble to compare
Voices in my head now say
"There's another hundred blown today"
And if you like it or not, we don't bluff the same
Life's just one big poker game.

here's another one, I was laughing SO hard
Hogwarts
Trelawny's in a trance
Lockhart's got tight pants
Snape's trying to hide
his evil, death eater side
Lupin's howling at the moon
We all think Quirrel's a loon
McGonagal's a kitty kat
She's rather thin, not short and fat
There's Hagrid, tall
and Flitwick, small
Binns the goul
Still teaching school
Filch is a psyco
Umbrige needs lipo
And then there's Mad-Eye
What a strange guy
Now a new year has begun
The School song has now been sung
At the table sits Dumbledore
This year will be better than the one before!

HAHAhAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *passes out* okay, i'm better now. My REALLY long one about Snape'll be on my next post. It's IS quite long, and I'm not sure about the limit. :cat: