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OtterySt.Catchpole · 12-12-2006, 04:36 AM

“It’s the end of the world, as we know it and I feel fine…” Or "Mars Attacks!"
By Ottery St. Catchpole
In which Ottery falls madly in love…Ron’s just cute…Harry *sighs* is trying to save the world AGAIN…Teddy tries to take it over…Hermione knows it all…Seamus & Dean are at it again…and I introduce an umpteen number of new characters even more subplots and a lot of chaos, crossing my fingers and praying that this whole mess makes sense soon to someone.

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Chapter Three: This fic has aliens in it doesn’t it? Or With enemies like these who needs family…LOL…no wait, they are my family.

Hollywood, USA

Silvester Stallone was at the next table talking about his next movie, Rocky 7: Rambo’s revenge, and two tables further away Tori Spelling was letting her pet Chihuahua have it’s own cup of tea as she talked to her producer.

“I’m seeing you on the big screen baby. Just sign on the dotted line and I’ll make you a star. The biggest, the best, the richest,” the man said as he pushed the contract towards the little bear.

“Bigger than Brad?” Teddy asked chomping on his cigar, sitting outside the thousand-dollar-a-cup café.

“Bigger than Brad, bigger than Jen, bigger than Brad and Jen when they were together,” the agent said seeing dollar signs in his eyes. He was thinking of selling the little bear to a circus for loads of cash. Circus of the stars would love to have him as their mascot, of course that would mean no more cigars but what did he care, he would be making millions.

“Sounds like fun…but I’m looking for something a little bigger than Hollywood.” Like revenge on Ottery, I’m always the one who gets the raw end of the deal in these little fiascos. The little bear put out his cigar on the man’s hand without noticing. “I’ll get back to you Todd,” Ted said, thinking of how he was going to kill Ottery. It’ll be an air strike. He’ll never see it coming.

Teddy called for the check even as the man screamed. He started to walk away. Let the guy pay for it, he was going to need all his money to rent a plane, a B12 bomber even.

12-12-2006, 04:36 AM	#40 (permalink)
OtterySt.Catchpole SS Featured Artist DA Poet Rupert is My Man! SS100 Triumphant Aethonan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Wicked House Posts: 18,909 Hogwarts RPG Name: Ottery St. Catchpole Gryffindor Third Year	And so it begins ... Paris & Kellybear r luv :Read Otty 's fics:Gone With the Wind:I♥Rupert “It’s the end of the world, as we know it and I feel fine…” Or "Mars Attacks!" By Ottery St. Catchpole In which Ottery falls madly in love…Ron’s just cute…Harry sighs is trying to save the world AGAIN…Teddy tries to take it over…Hermione knows it all…Seamus & Dean are at it again…and I introduce an umpteen number of new characters even more subplots and a lot of chaos, crossing my fingers and praying that this whole mess makes sense soon to someone. ++++ Chapter Three: This fic has aliens in it doesn’t it? Or With enemies like these who needs family…LOL…no wait, they are my family. Hollywood, USA Silvester Stallone was at the next table talking about his next movie, Rocky 7: Rambo’s revenge, and two tables further away Tori Spelling was letting her pet Chihuahua have it’s own cup of tea as she talked to her producer. “I’m seeing you on the big screen baby. Just sign on the dotted line and I’ll make you a star. The biggest, the best, the richest,” the man said as he pushed the contract towards the little bear. “Bigger than Brad?” Teddy asked chomping on his cigar, sitting outside the thousand-dollar-a-cup café. “Bigger than Brad, bigger than Jen, bigger than Brad and Jen when they were together,” the agent said seeing dollar signs in his eyes. He was thinking of selling the little bear to a circus for loads of cash. Circus of the stars would love to have him as their mascot, of course that would mean no more cigars but what did he care, he would be making millions. “Sounds like fun…but I’m looking for something a little bigger than Hollywood.” Like revenge on Ottery, I’m always the one who gets the raw end of the deal in these little fiascos. The little bear put out his cigar on the man’s hand without noticing. “I’ll get back to you Todd,” Ted said, thinking of how he was going to kill Ottery. It’ll be an air strike. He’ll never see it coming. Teddy called for the check even as the man screamed. He started to walk away. Let the guy pay for it, he was going to need all his money to rent a plane, a B12 bomber even. __________________