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Fortune_Cookie · 11-28-2006, 04:29 AM

Kneazle

“I have a present for you!” Mom announced proudly, holding up a mini-kennel.

I eagerly raced to her, though I didn’t think it’d be good; she never gave me good stuff! They were all to pink, too obnoxious, or too…ugly.

There was a meow from the box. I peeked in, and a paw swiped at me, scratching my cheek. “Arghh! Darn kneazle!” I cried, clutching my face, sobbing. Why did Mom always have to get me something I didn’t want?

“Oh, honey,” Mom cooed. She set down the kennel and the kneazle squealed. “It’s a cat. What’s a kneazle, anyways?”

11-28-2006, 04:29 AM	#90 (permalink)
Fortune_Cookie Library Writer Sirius Author Lefty SS100 Triumphant Mooncalf Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Signing off SS for good…blame the workload and the hectic-ness of life. I’ll miss you all…:cry: Posts: 6,879 Hogwarts RPG Name: Eunice Murray Fifth	Kneazle “I have a present for you!” Mom announced proudly, holding up a mini-kennel. I eagerly raced to her, though I didn’t think it’d be good; she never gave me good stuff! They were all to pink, too obnoxious, or too…ugly. There was a meow from the box. I peeked in, and a paw swiped at me, scratching my cheek. “Arghh! Darn kneazle!” I cried, clutching my face, sobbing. Why did Mom always have to get me something I didn’t want? “Oh, honey,” Mom cooed. She set down the kennel and the kneazle squealed. “It’s a cat. What’s a kneazle, anyways?” __________________ White shores are calling... You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. We are proud to fight alongside men once more. ...You and I will meet again I <3 you, all my SS friends. Namarie!