Hm. I must call in reinforcements. In the meantime, ponder a new dare.

evlpez's Dare
1. Teachers at Hogwarts add 'Veggie Tales' to the curriculum
2. It's Halloween. Dress some people up.
3. Filch casts a spell!
4. Madam Hooch falls in love.
5. Include the following: 'the brains of the outfit', a man with a dog, coffee, an observer, an itchy nose hex.