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OtterySt.Catchpole · 09-23-2006, 08:37 AM

70. : Do not add water - Barnaby Ruddles Pet Shoppe

“Dear God in heaven,” Ole Barnaby was Catholic. “Peter what happened?”

“You see Mr. Barnaby,” I was trying to reply but the old guy’s turning all kinds of puce … it’s an icky color, looks as bad as it sounds.

So here I was stupid wizard boy straight out of school and I get a cushy muggle job at a shop. I decide to start selling Pygmypuffs to the kiddies, well … seems you dip ‘em in water and they multiply.

“Shop … teeming … with … with tribbles?”

I got to keep the job, lucky me Barn’s a Trekkie.

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AN: Wherein Ottery experiments with point of view and cheats a little.

09-23-2006, 08:37 AM	#50 (permalink)
OtterySt.Catchpole SS Featured Artist DA Poet Rupert is My Man! SS100 Triumphant Aethonan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Wicked House Posts: 18,909 Hogwarts RPG Name: Ottery St. Catchpole Gryffindor Third Year	Whistle while you work children ... whistles Paris & Kellybear r luv :Read Otty 's fics:Gone With the Wind:I♥Rupert 70. : Do not add water - Barnaby Ruddles Pet Shoppe “Dear God in heaven,” Ole Barnaby was Catholic. “Peter what happened?” “You see Mr. Barnaby,” I was trying to reply but the old guy’s turning all kinds of puce … it’s an icky color, looks as bad as it sounds. So here I was stupid wizard boy straight out of school and I get a cushy muggle job at a shop. I decide to start selling Pygmypuffs to the kiddies, well … seems you dip ‘em in water and they multiply. “Shop … teeming … with … with tribbles?” I got to keep the job, lucky me Barn’s a Trekkie. ------------------------------------------------- AN: Wherein Ottery experiments with point of view and cheats a little.