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Fortune_Cookie · 09-19-2006, 02:12 AM

Ooze

I discovered a very big wart on my foot. This wasn’t any wart. It was the kind I’d read in a book; it was the result of stepping on augurey dung and not washing for three days. Worst yet, it released pus and reeked.

“Uggh, what stinks in here?” one of my roommates asked, plugging her nose.

“I have a wart.” I lifted my foot.

“Ew! Thanks for showing me, Myrtle,” she grimaced. Then the pointed at it. “It’s oozing! Gross! I’m out of here.”

Dejected (I’d just wanted to make her laugh) I studied the oozing pus with disdain.

09-19-2006, 02:12 AM	#16 (permalink)
Fortune_Cookie Library Writer Sirius Author Lefty SS100 Triumphant Mooncalf Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Signing off SS for good…blame the workload and the hectic-ness of life. I’ll miss you all…:cry: Posts: 6,879 Hogwarts RPG Name: Eunice Murray Fifth	Ooze I discovered a very big wart on my foot. This wasn’t any wart. It was the kind I’d read in a book; it was the result of stepping on augurey dung and not washing for three days. Worst yet, it released pus and reeked. “Uggh, what stinks in here?” one of my roommates asked, plugging her nose. “I have a wart.” I lifted my foot. “Ew! Thanks for showing me, Myrtle,” she grimaced. Then the pointed at it. “It’s oozing! Gross! I’m out of here.” Dejected (I’d just wanted to make her laugh) I studied the oozing pus with disdain. __________________ White shores are calling... You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. We are proud to fight alongside men once more. ...You and I will meet again I <3 you, all my SS friends. Namarie!