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OtterySt.Catchpole · 09-12-2006, 03:49 AM

48. : The Salesman & Mrs. Bickering-Mrs. Bickering’s Residence No. 67 Contrary Ways

“Lawn leprechauns? And just what the devil would he do, just sit on my lawn? I don’t have enough problems with garden gnomes ...”

The plaid dressed wizarding salesman smiled falsely.

Sure, she was old but she wasn’t stupid. Youth on the other hand hid its idiocy badly.

“Of course it doesn’t just do that ma’am. This here lawn leprechaun’s equipped with warding spells, assorted jinxes to keep pests out of your garden. Rabbits, cats, weasels, you name it. And just tween us … they work on burglars too. Comes equipped with a cannon.”

Suddenly Mrs. Bickering was very interested.

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