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Fortune_Cookie · 09-07-2006, 03:22 AM

Plaid

Plaid is awful. I don’t like the sight of plentiful lines forming boxes; it gives me a woozy feeling.

There was one Gryffindor who I grew fond of. His name was Lloyd and he was in third year, same as me.

One day, he gave me a present wrapped in plaid paper. Everyone in the vicinity howled with laughter. “You do know that plaid is what Myrtle hates most?”

I looked around for him but he’d already disappeared. Hurt that he’d given me such a repulsive gift, I hurtled into the girls’ lavatories and flushed the package down the toilet.

09-07-2006, 03:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
Fortune_Cookie Library Writer Sirius Author Lefty SS100 Triumphant Mooncalf Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Signing off SS for good…blame the workload and the hectic-ness of life. I’ll miss you all…:cry: Posts: 6,879 Hogwarts RPG Name: Eunice Murray Fifth	Plaid Plaid is awful. I don’t like the sight of plentiful lines forming boxes; it gives me a woozy feeling. There was one Gryffindor who I grew fond of. His name was Lloyd and he was in third year, same as me. One day, he gave me a present wrapped in plaid paper. Everyone in the vicinity howled with laughter. “You do know that plaid is what Myrtle hates most?” I looked around for him but he’d already disappeared. Hurt that he’d given me such a repulsive gift, I hurtled into the girls’ lavatories and flushed the package down the toilet. __________________ White shores are calling... You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. We are proud to fight alongside men once more. ...You and I will meet again I <3 you, all my SS friends. Namarie!