Here is a song I am writing:

Songs: By, Jesse S. Hoffman of Blonder than Hell,
Title: Waiting

V: Waiting so long to go home, my heart is beating so fast, a plane fly’s in I stand up and see it is some one-way French delight

C: When will it come? When will I ever be free? When do I get out-a, this darn place! When, when I ask you W-H-E-N!

B: When oh when?

V: It’s been too long, my hope almost gone. I wonder if anyone else from de Gaulle air-ways is waiting for this same darn flight! I doubt it! It’s been too long! MY HOPES ALMOST GONE!

C: When will I get away? When will it come? When will I ever be free? When do I get out-a, this darn place! When, when I ask you W-H-E-N!?

B: Out of this darn place!

V: Too many nights gone by and many, many too many days… Finally someone is coming my way…has it come for me? Am I finally free! Just too long for me to be here just too long to sit in this place! I am running low on cash it looks like I haven’t taken a bath in my life!

C: When will it come? When will I ever be free? When do I get out-a, this darn place! When, when I ask you W-H-E-N!?

B: When, oh, when?

(Talking security person): Madam? Are you ok? What plane are you waiting for? You…look ill…
(The person in the room, they are yelling): I have been waiting too long! I can’t fell my bottom! I can’t afford a car; I have too little money to spend every day! So I go and get a filling thing!
(Security): Sorry I can not help you! I need a time in days, months, weeks you know of how long you have been here *starts to write down everything the person is saying*
(Person): This is so dull! My life is a waste! How long has it been since 1993?
(Security): Oh, that’s 10 full years! Your name, age, and erm…we will get you some food and clothing…
(Person): I just want to go home! I want to be away from darn old…here! I WANNA BE FREE!

V: Now its time to say my good byes! Ha, I just want to say “NEVER GUNA MISS YA!” Never gunna go on a plain again, never gunna set foot on or near an air port! Now its over! For good finally I am free, free and away!






Song: The Bush
V: Even dumber than, oh, than an ape! You got to be kidding me! Can someone not know? That they got the lenses of a binocular still on when they are trying to use them! How dumb can they get!?

C: Oh dumb, dumb! Dumber than Dumb! They can be as dumb as they want! I once saw a picture that said I see dumb people! Ha!
V: You can be a jerk to me, you can throw away they key and, wait…you never locked me in because you don’t have any brains! Well, I guess you have some enough to scratch your tiny head!

C: Oh dumb, dumb! Dumber than Dumb! They can be as dumb as they want! I once saw a picture that said I see dumb people! Ha!
V: Into money and controlling oil! What do you want? To rule the world? Well, darn… if so, you are as dumb as a bush! You little shrub! You mustn’t have listened in world history! Because all the other people wanting world domination failed, and died! And if you are trying to make America the best nation! STOP WHERE YOU ARE! ‘Cause all the big nations fall and then, there government fails! So what’s up with you? Are you sitting there sucking your thumb!?

C: Oh dumb, dumb! Dumber than Dumb! They can be as dumb as they want! I once saw a picture that said I see dumb people! Ha!
V: I am getting all my anger out today saying what looser the president is! He said some things that are very dumb! Taking away PBS! What’s your problem? PBS is a “public’s” station so go and hide in a tree! What’s that? Can’t climb a tree!? Oh, don’t worry go on an elevator… wait trees don’t have elevators! Be a good boy bushy-poo is probably something you mummy called you!

C: Oh dumb, dumb! Dumber than Dumb! They can be as dumb as they want! I once saw a picture that said I see dumb people! Ha!
V: Don’t be a jerk! Don’t make your nation revolt around you! Don’t make all the children of this world think you are a worthless person! So go and a clean up the darn mess you made of the world! As they said in the black eyed pea’s song, where is the love, they say: When go abroad to fight terrorism when we have it right here! America it ain’t the best! I am a citizen and am ashamed of that! So go and never come back!

C: Oh dumb, dumb! Dumber than Dumb! They can be as dumb as they want! I once saw a picture that said I see dumb people! Ha! Guess whose head was faded in the back? Easy, easy I would say! George W. Bush’s the little shrub himself!

V: Don’t make your citizens revolt! Don’t make your people go away! Don’t make America fall! Don’t make this any worse! DON’T BE A JERK! Ok, ok just don’t! I don’t think America Is perfect! April 11 2003 a cool day for America! The students revolted! Had a walk out and if you keep it up we will make it annual!

C: Oh dumb, dumb! Dumber than Dumb! They can be as dumb as they want! I once saw a picture that said I see dumb people! Ha! Guess whose head was faded in the back? Easy, easy I would say! George W. Bush’s the little shrub himself!