 Chuck's Nerd
Okay, those of you who are not a part of the Harry Potter Fanclub are probably thinking that I am insane for having Keith in my posts!
Keith: Hey! That's mean! I can go wherever I want!
Prancie: Keith! I am trying to introduce you! Now button your lip!
*ahem*
This is the post in which Good old Keith firest came to me.... And won't leave *tries to shake Keith off*
Keith: Just cut and paste my story, will you?!
Prancie: Grrrrrrrrr......... oh, alright....
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Comic #5: Harry Potter meets Keith Richards!!!!
Keith: *mumbles song illegibly* “I'd neber cleem you feast of sherden. I'd park for liles, my beets are curtin’-
Harry: Sorry, Dude, didn't catch that...... Hey! Aren't you Keith Richards?! Guitarist for the Rolling Stones? And the only Ancient and shriveled-up old dude, that can still rock out loud?! Oh my Gosh! I love you, Man!
Keith: .....*looks at Harry suspiciously*
Harry: “I’m serious! You see, I wasn’t always a wizard—well, yeah I was, but I didn’t know it until I was 11—I used to listen to your music all of the time! I used to live with my Aunt and Uncle- not pleasant, let me tell you- and Uncle Vernon used to put on your old records and play air guitar, while Aunt Petunia would do the Mick Jaggar walk….” *Gets up and demonstrates Mick Jaggar walk; strutting around the room with one arm outstretched, and fingers spread out*
Keith: …….*watches Harry make a fool of himself suspiciously*
Harry: *sits back down again happily* “And my friend, Lee Jordan, sometimes wears his hair in dread-locks like yours! Although, I must say that you work that look much better! And I’m not just saying that!”
Keith: …..*puts hand to hair in alarm, and watches Harry still more suspiciously*
Harry: “Would you mind signing my History of Magic book for my girlfriend, Ginny? …Well, she’s not my girlfriend any more… I had to leave her so that Voldemort wouldn’t hurt her… But, I could still give it to Ron to give to her! No, Ron might keep it for himself… Anyway, I’ll get it to her somehow and-”
:Enter Voldemort:
Voldemort: “Ahah! Harry Potter! We finally get to duel again! *laughs evily* Say your prayers! For I am going to crush yo-”
Harry: “Shhhhh! I’m busy! Go away!”
Voldemort: *Sadly* But look! It says here in the 7th book!” *takes book out of pocket* “Yeah! See here?” *reads out loud* “‘Enter Voldemort: Ahah! Harry Potter! We finally get to duel again!’ See? I even got my dialogue right and everything!”
Harry: “But Keith Richards is here!”
Voldemort: *gasp* “Keith Richards?! Guitarist for the Rolling Stones? And the only Ancient and shriveled-up old dude, that can still rock out loud?! Oh my Gosh! I love you, Man! Back when I lived in the orphanage; the woman in charge, Mrs. Cole, used to play your records, and do the Mick Jaggar walk alllllll the time!” *struts around the room, just like Harry did previously*
Enter Ron dramatically
Ron: “Don’t worry Harry! I’ll help you! What are friends for if not to-- Hey! Aren't you Keith Richards?! Guitarist for the Rolling Stones? And the only Ancient and shriveled-up old dude, that can still rock out loud?! Oh my Gosh! I love you, Man! You should see my Dad do the Mick Jaggar walk! I-
Book closes disgustedly
Keith: “I can’t even read a good book without people recognizing me!” *mumbles and walks away sadly*
END
Now, We wait for our other sissie, BlackGirl/Ghada/Flames, to post!! Leads standing ovation for sissie!
Keith: Enough about you girls! They want more of me! *goes in to guitar solo*
Prancie: Alright, alright! First Keith's solo, THEN Flames/Ghada!
~Prancie/Le |