The trio were seated in their favorite armchairs in the common room looking at a fairly large and oddly shaped package.

“This one here wouldn’t be from Hagrid would it?” Hermione asked them a bit apprehensively. “There’s no card or tag.”

“Not that I know of… Let’s find out,” Harry said holding his wand at the ready.

“Diffindo,” she muttered pointing her wand at the red wrappings.

“Thank Merlin,” she said noting that it wasn’t a magical hybrid creature, “It’s just a Muggle scooter.”

“A what?” Ron said.

“Honestly Ronald, you need to take Muggle Studies.”

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I give: Severus Snape, a cute little Mastiff puppy, in the Great Hall. (LMFAO!)