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Ashlie eyed Peony with wide eyes, blinking blearily. What in the bloody hades? She stumbled slightly over to Peony and grasped her friend and giggled. "Ahhh Peeeeony! You'reso silllyyyy," she slurred, giggling uncontrollably. She continued to titter like this until a couple carrots landed at her feet. "Wha' the bloooody hads?" she asked in her tipsy talk.
Peony had been hit on the ear. She picked up the carrot, glanced at Ashlie, and then beat her over the head with it. "You silly idiot, look it, you're drunk!" Again she glared at every male within fifteen acres this time. "Speak up, which of you is the sex maniac who gave her the drink. No, probably 'drinks' in plural!"