This was absolutely brilliant, Kirstie!!!
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Neville was hurt. He really thought he had a chance with Hermione, the poor deluded boy. After he had finished crying in a corner of the common room later that night, he decided to get revenge on Hermione, and the other people who had been mean to him. He decided to start a newspaper with a gossip column only (because he isn't the best writer). He felt a new resolve, and spent the whole night making up rumors and magically making copies of his gossip column/ newspaper, aptly named Neville's News (cuz he ain't that great at coming up with stuff either).
Absolutely magnificent!!!
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Hermione’s plan began in Potions class. Snape had them concocting a tricky potion to remove odours from carpets when Hermione got out her wand, pointed it at Snape and said “Twinkelus”. Snape promptly began singing
“Twinkle twinkle little star
how I wonder what you are
up above the world so high,
like a diamond in the sky”
27 times. By that time, all the students had left the room, because Snapey doesn’t have the best singing voice.
That's a nice spell...
Twinkelus...
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“That was great Hermy, even better than when Dumbledore made Snape dress as Rudolph at Christmas, in that brown spandex jumpsuit. Mind you, Dumbldore did make a good Santa, and Flitwick looked the part of the elf…”
Hurrah!!! More evillness to our drugginator Flitwick...
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Zy began by stomping her foot rhythmically on the ground. Cassirin and Lotus followed suit.
“BRRRRRR! It’s cold in here,
There must be some evilness in the atmosphere.
I said BRRRRRR! It’s cold in here,
We’re here to show you an evil cheer!” they sang.
Now, I imagine them wearing cheerleader clothes... What a sight!!! :whisle: :whisle:
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He reminded her that he was a love doctor/psychiatrist and so he counseled her and everything went back to normal, with the happy couple more in love than ever.
Excellent mushiness... Maybe I could go to DR. Ron for my love problems???
Okies!!! Here, have a herb... :herb:
Or maybe a peach...
Do you want a take home...
And some bananas too...
