Ooc: This is my first double dare… I hope it meet everyone’s expectations.

Harry, Hermione and Neville returned from the Caribbean. While on the way, Hermione was humming, “Weasley is our King.” Harry then asked, “How come I don’t have a theme song? I’m more popular than Ron, where’s mine?”
“Elementary, my dear Watson,” Hermione replied.
“Elementary? Watson? What? Your name is Watson?” Neville asked to Harry.
“Oh never mind that. All I want is a theme song!!!” And Harry broke into a tantrum. He started stomping aloud and crying. Hermione, who was wearing a quizzical but serious face, finally answered by singing something. [To the Tune of “A Farmer in the Dell”]

“Oh, Harry is my Man,
Oh, Harry is my Man,
Yes, I can’t doubt it,
Oh, Harry is my Man.”

“His scar made him famous,
Although it looks ridiculous,
He got rid once of Voldy-poo,
But he must again to battle ‘You-Know-Who.’”

“Goody, goody!” And Harry began dancing the Funky Chicken. He did this until they reached Hogwarts.
As the new Trio [Ron is temporarily absent due to his abduction by B2M] entered the Entrance Hall, they saw Hagrid posting something on the wall.
“What’s that Hagrid?” Neville asked.
“Try-outs, for ballet. Professor McGonagall was supposed to teach it. But since she resigned, and Snape said he’d rather teach ‘Cartoon-Drawing,’ whatever that is, I got the job. Hope to see you there, okay? Outside my hut, this afternoon…”
While Hagrid left, Professor McGonagall emerged from the front doors.
“Oh Professor! So nice to see you!!! Back to teach, I hope?” Hermione said.
“I’m evilly afraid not, evil Granger. I evilly went here to evilly get my other evil things.”
Suddenly Dumbledore emerged from a broom closet door. [The one where Harry and Hermione hid in PoA.] He was wearing see-through robes and leg warmers. He went to McGonagall, wrapped his arm around her and said, “Where were you my love? I was waiting for you.”
“Geroff evil Me!!! You’re evilly drunk, evil Albus.”
Dumbledore suddenly kissed her, and then he howled and began acting crazy. He t hen ran off outside the grounds and Professor McGonagall stormed to her office.
“Where’s Professor McGonagall? What just happened?” Harry asked.
“Oh, don’t worry, all’s well…” I said. [I distracted them by showing my pink flamingoes and asked them to feed my army with shrimp. The pink flamingoes emitted smoke when I asked them to flap their wings, so the new Trio didn’t see it all.]
“Thanks Edge, for showing us your cute army. Well, we’re off to the commons.” Hermione said and they took off.

Ooc: So, how about it??? My next post is purely unrelated to this story, but meets the dare requirements, especially Cass’ special request… Watch out!!!