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Old 05-06-2006, 03:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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"When Fat Cats Attack", Part 2:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Selena
Selena walked over to the stiffin'd body of the Slytherin first year Rosalie. "You gotta learn, you gotta learn." Selena pulled out her wand once again. "Hmmm we're gonna have some fun with you" Selena pointed her wand at a huge bag "wingardium levoisa" a huge cat floated out of the bag and Selena placed it on Rosalie's stomach.



[weight of the cat is 50 lbs.]

Selena looked down at the Slytherin one last time and decided she needed more of a punishment so Selena grabbed a record player [like the kind Lupin had] and a pair of headphones. Selena put the headphones on Rosalie's ears and blasted the muggle "superstar" Kevin Fedderline's album then walked off.
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