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Originally Posted by Hermione_loves_Ron
Jamie winced visibly and moved away to avoid the fork and knife that swung dangerously close to him as his friend rubbed at her face. She was such a hazard in public places. But he was too astounded by Ashlie to even chastise Bucky. Dancing. On the bar!
He wanted to die right there. Oh! How... could she! And after everything he'd told the girls about her and how wonderful she was. And she gets up and embarasses him like this! Ooooh!
"I'll have to have a talk with her!" he said in a voice unnaturally low for him.
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"I am sorry Miss," Aero replied to the girl in a terse tone. "But you see, you have to be impossibly hungry and your frined here decided to order the exact same as you, so Cook has quite a large meal to prepare for you. So if you would like to eat, you might want to wait just a little bit so that he can cook it for you, unless, of course, you prefer to eat your food raw."
She did not like the people like this. Demanding food. Didn't they remember that in order to eat, food had to be cooked? Honestly. And dancing Ashlie didn't help matters much.
"I said get down Ashlie!" she snapped.
Merlin.
"I suggest you do that," encouraged Bucky speaking around the half chewed piece of french toast inside her mouth. "It's really not safe to be dancing a top of things like that."
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"Actually," began Fatima gravely, her hands on her hips. "I prefer my food in MY STOMACH!"
She sighed heavily and shook her head, her light brown hair moving furiously from side to side.
"And are you sure the cook is cooking and not doing something else? Because you're staff seems to have a tendency of doing what they're not supposed to be doing!" Finished Fatima agitated and gesturing wildly towards the what seemed drunk Bartendress.