Yeah, Edge... we love you.

Let me clarify, me4ron, Edge... whoever... I am not and never was married to the quite evil Filius Flitwick. He drugged me and tried to marry me, but I quite brilliantly escaped (or actually, Lotus rescued me). We can punish Flitwick. We can mock him. But we can NOT say he married me, because then he'll win. And he mustn't win.

Have a great day.