Cassirin Louise Dohickey, Queen of Cupcaketopia would like to let you in on a little secret. She has ordered a band of flying monkey to come to your house, kidnap you and your diabolical computer, tar you, feather you, let the underpants gnomes steal your underpants, and then roll you around in a pile of tuna fish straight from a purple pumpkin. Then she'll whisper in your ear: Gotcha!

You are fortunate in that I do not take myself too seriously... I laughed SO hard at your fic. Personally... I"m just glad that Charlie still loves me when I was so ghastly as to be engaged to Flitwick and that you are so true a friend that you would save me from him.

We must punish the Flitwick.