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Old 03-29-2006, 05:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fran
"Astoria had better be pleased with this broom. I'll have to strangle her if she's not. Thank you very much sir. You have a nice day as well. Thanks again!" Francesca said as she saw the girl that was so rude to her come into the shop. She glared at the girl and kicked her as she walked out of the store to go to the ice cream parlor.

(OOC: RHEA. )
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lua
(ooc: lol)

Lua lifted her self off the floor, as Yara-Ma (ancient skeleton) went to ask Maximus to try out the broom.
No sooner did the rude american girl that walked into her earlier in the street kicked her for no reason. "I have had it with your non-sense, your bonkers i am telling you" Lua followed the girl towards the door and pulled her hard from her robes before she left the store into the floor and jumped ontop of her and started punching her with both of her clutched hands in the face.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fran
Francesca screamed loudly as she was dragged to the ground by the girl she had kicked. She started blocking the girl's punches and rolled over. She kicked the girl in the gut and started to hit the girl in the face and the gut.

"I AM NOT TAKING ANYTHING LIKE THIS. YOU CAN FORGET IT! YOU CAN EAT MY FREAKING SHOES! I've HAD IT!"

She kept hitting the girl so fiercely along with some kicks thrown in. Francesca was a fighter and she was going to prove it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lua
Lua giggled as the girl kicked her "Is this the hardest you can do" she yelled at her... "Take of what.. I have had it with your rudeness and non-sense towards students, you better be polite to people or ill make you".
Lua punched the girl hard in the face and pushed her back on the floor kicking her and punching her more
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maximus
Maximus had just finished helping a customer when he saw the two girls go after each other. "YOU TWO! BREAK IT OFF! NOW," he bellowed as he rushed over to break up the fracas.

He bent over and pulled Francesca off of the other girl, wrapping one of his strong arms around her.Max cradled her like a rag doll and picked up her broomstick case containing the Firebolt in the other hand. The door flew open and he deposited her with her purchase on the street outside. He stormed back inside and picked Lua up in the same fashion, depositing her, too on the street outside.

His blue eyes were ablaze as he stared at the two dazed girls. "I don't want to see either of you in my shop again until you learn to behave like civilized witches," he said sternly and loud enough for everyone to hear on the street. He folded his arms across his chest for emphasis and stormed back inside, slamming the door behind him.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lua
The strong man from the Quidditch Supplies shop threw Francesca into the street, then threw lua behind her.
Lua fell on her knees and hands, she lifted her self up and kicked Francesca in her feet and said evilishly "Never mess with a stone you mudblood". She straightened her robes and walked back into the quidditch store.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fran
Francesca's eyes went dark as she was thrown out of the Quidditch shop. She went crazy when the girl had called her a mudblood. She picked up the case the broom was in and started to bash the girl in the head with it.

"You don't mess with a Clairmonte! I am FAR FROM a mudblood. You are one to talk about being crazy! You're so rude!"

She started picking up rocks and throwing them at the girl. By this time, Francesca was bleeding a bit but she wasn't hurt. She had been in MUCH worse situations than this before.
(ooc: how long will this fight go on for O.o)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lua
"I am not Rude" Lua yelled back at the angry girl "You need anger management". As she avoided being hit by the large broomstick case.
Lua giggled as one of the rocks smashed through the quidditch supply shop window. "Your in trouble now missy" lua said mischievously "Maybe you will stop when the strong man inside punches you.. wouldn't you.. i think its exactly what you need to be locked up in a mudblood cell Clairmonte .. that sounds like a mudblood's name... i think that what makes you angry .. your a mudblood"... lua was enjoying making the girl angry.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fran
Francesca glared as the rock hit the window of the shop. She had done it on purpose and tried to get her in trouble with the guy that worked in there! That was NOT going to happen. Over her family's dead bodies would that happen to her. She ran after the girl screeching like a hawk and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw her cousin and some other people. She was one hundred percent sure that was Astoria and she was with a GUY. It was Jacques, the boy from the ice cream parlor. OH now this was interesting. A smirk grew on Francesca's face as she made a mental note about this. She then went back to chasing the girl.

"I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO A FREAKING PULP!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lua
ooc: lua is standing in her place not running around

"Your very funny mudblood" Lua giggled .. When the girl came closer she punched her in the face again and pulled her hair and screached "We'll see who will make you a pulp mudblood"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul
A rock flew past Paul's head as he stepped outside the shop, crashing into a window. Paul sighed seeing the two girls still fighting, muttering to himself. "Oy! Ye two!" He dropped his magazines and ran over to the girls. He grabbed Lua and pulled her away from Francesca.
"Ye two, knock it off now! Where the bloody Argippa are yer parents?!" He yelled at them, strictly.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fran
OOC: Shut up Rhea.

Francesca was not going to take any of this laying down. Ignoring the call of her cousin, she tackled the girl to the ground and started hitting her again. Oh she'd be a pulp when she was done with her. She hit the girl in the face and kept doing it until she saw blood. She then continued to do so. She was then jerked off of the girl when the man that was in front of her in the shop came and held the other girl back.

"My parents aren't with me thank you very much. She had no right to call me that!"

She smirked and waved at Nik as he walked past. She didn't care that she got into huge trouble. That was worth it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tori
Astoria seriously was about to die of embarassment. Her cousin was part of her bloodline. You'd think the girl would have some sense! But no she didn't get the sense of the Fletcher family. She got the rage of the Clairmonte family. She went towards her cousin and restrained her from attacking the other girl."Francesca, I swear you need to control your temper! This is not very becoming of you! Wait until your parents find out."

This was definitely not a good sign of what her term was going to be like.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Serena
he then turned to the professor as he stepped in. "I am so sorry." she apologized on behalf of her cousin. "You can be assured that she will receive appropriate punishment."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul
"Fine. Got it well out of yer system now?" He said, looking at the girl. He looked between the two girls, "Ye two. What are yer names, now then?

Paul turned to Astoria. "You know this girl, then?" He asked, indicating Francesca.

"Yer bloody well right she will. Hang on. Who're you?" He asked, getting more and more confused as time continued.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fran
Francesca grumbled as the man asked for her name. She didn't like telling strangers her name but apparently she had to because the guy apparently was staff at the school.

"Francesca. That's my name. Um how about she apoligize to me for calling me that and then I'll be good."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tori
Astoria looked at the man with raised eyebrows. Who is this guy? She started to wonder but apparently he looked as if he was staff at the school. Oh that was just perfect. In trouble already before term even started!

"Yes I know her. She's my cousin. I didn't know she was going to do this though. She's not NORMALLY like this in public."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Serena
"I'm terrible sorry." Serena said. "I"m Serena, Lua's sister." She gestured toward the other girl, still furious at her actions. Just wait until we get back home
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul
Paul sighed and looked from sister and cousin and miscreant to observer. This was out of hand. "Right. This is Lua then?" He said, nodding to Lua. He sighed, "Lua. Francesca," he said aloud, commiting to memory. "Grand. Ye both can apologize, so." Paul then pointed between the two girls in question, clearly still ready to grab them should another fight break out.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lua
Hearning the voice of man, he's voice was stern sounded like school staff. Lua let go of the girl with a last kick and replied "I am trying to stop, but she wouldn't" and pointed towards Francesca "She has issues, she's been hitting students around diagon alley all day. This is the second time she's done it to me today" Lua straightened her robes and stood up straight in full confidence
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lua
ooc: i am your sister lol

"Serena, this is girl is bonkers i am telling you. She needed to be straightened out." Lua replied sternly and ignoring the crowd.


"Yes i am Lua Stone" Lua replied to the professor that seemed not to know how to do his job properly. "Me apologize to that thing.. NEVER" Lua replied.
"She's the one to apologize, she's the one that attacked me for no reason" She added.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Yara-Ma o_O
Yara-Ma (ancient skeleton) came running out of the store, he left Lua and Sol for a few minutes and she already got herself in trouble.
"Mistress, why did you hit the girl, you know better to ignore her. I've told you so before" Yara-ma said immaptiently "You need to apologise now, or i'll owl master zacharias"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fran
Francesca looked at the man in horror. NO WAY was she apologizing when she didn't do anyting wrong. That was just plain stupid. Knowing that her cousin had the death grip on her she grumbled out a sort of apology. Not a REAL apology but one that would get this guy off her back.

"Sorry. I'm not going to say anymore because I don't think I should even HAVE to apologize. She's insane!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tori
Astoria tightened the hold on her cousin. She knew that Francesca would attempt to pounce the girl again. She definitely had embarassed herself enough for one day. She had a funny feeling something was going on behind her. She turned in time to see Kay walk away from Jacques. Now I wonder what that was all about.

"Francesca, you've embarassed yourself enough in public for today. Don't you think you need to control your temper?"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul
Paul let out a burst of a chuckle. "Aye. And ye lunged at her in self defense no doubt, yeah?" He hadn't been entertained by children in a long time. "Alright then, now that ye two have it out of yer system, apologize, yeah?"

Paul groaned inwardly. He shook his head and sighed. "Fine, then, yer coming with me until we reach Hogwarts. I'm not having you running around London throwing rocks and starting fights. And if you think yer cousin won't be happy to be rid of ye, I suggest you ask her, yeah."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Serena
Serena shook her head. "Look I really don't care what happened here. You have embarrassed yourself, me, and the family name...and she is not a thing. She is a human being, just as you and I are. I never want to hear that word out of your mouth again. Apologize." She said between gritted teeth. "NOW." She stood on alert, just in case, waiting for Lua to apologize to Francesca.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lua
Lua didn't like the tone of the professor and never wanted to apologise, but what really scared her was Yara-Ma sending an owl to her dad. She groaned and straightened herself confidently and replied "Yes i shall, because i am raised in the noble house of Stone and we are raised with full manners." Lua turned to francesca and said threateningly "I apologise for kicking you around and i hope you learned something"

Lua frowned at what Yara-Ma just did, Fransesca in our house it sounded like christmas came early this year.
Lua turned to sabrina and said "You sound like our Mother serena, are you happy now i apologised". Lua cleaned her robes with her hand then said "Serena you would have to come into the quidditch shop with me i didn't have a chance to buy anything yet".

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yara-Ma o.o
Yara-Ma nodded and said "I agree with mistress Serena, you should listen to her".
Once lua apologised Yara-Ma bowed to Francesca and said "The noble house of stone apologises and would like you to visit them whenever you are in town again".
Quote:
Originally Posted by Serena
Serena nodded curtly. "I'm satisfied for now, but I am not happy." Her eyes flashed as Lua mentioned the Quidditch shop. "No, you will go in there, if allowed, and you will apologize to the shopkeeper for that desipicable act of violence that you displayed. You talk about manners, but you were not raised that way. If you need any supplies, you will tell me what you did and I will think about buying it."

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fran
Francesca glared at the Slytherin boy next to her cousin. If it was once thing she couldn't stand, it was when she was treated like a child by her cousin. She had a good reason to kick him too but Astoria's death grip was on her shoulder. She snarled as she got loose of her cousin.

"Can I go now? Seriously I can't stand it when you treat me like a child! Especially when YOU act like one almost all the time. I want to go home because I'm done with your stupid errands!"

She walked off away from the crowds and a fun time in Diagon Alley. She was looking forward to whenever she could come back. It was a lot of fun.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tori
Astoria nodded to her cousin's request. She had embarassed her family's name and that was unacceptable. She started to feel better as she felt a sort of presence near her in the form of Jacques. Rolling her eyes at her cousin's statements, she nodded.

"I think it would be best if you went home Francesca. You've had enough fun for one day. Besides I think you need to get home and get ready for your term to start at your school. I'll see you whenever."

She then turned towards Jacques. She felt so horribly embarased at her cousin's reactions that she felt the need to apologize.

"I am so sorry. My cousin doesn't normally act like that in public. I thought I could trust her to act normally."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul
Paul sighed. "Bloody students," he mumbled to himself. He sighed and looked at Lua. "Ye must think I'm stupid girl? Apologize properly, or yourself can wander around with me while yer wan here can enjoy herself for the day, yeah."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lua
Lua sighed and said "I am sorry for fighting". And turned to the professor waiting for his permission to leave.

"Why do you have to think to buy my things" Lua replied.
She paused looking around for Sol, then continued saying "You don't have to buy me anything. I'll get my own things.. thanks for helping out your younger sister. If you were in my place i wouldn't hesitate for once in helping you out, but you go ahead and be mean to me.. thats just you serena" waving her hands in the air abscent mindedly, and walked towards the professor to see if she's done with the elongating apologising procedures .
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yara-Ma
Yara-Ma hissed at what Lua just did and turned to serena and said "Merlins!!, Mistress serena don't take her seriously. You know how she likes to provoke you"
He bowed to serena and added "I need to keep an eye on her before she creates more mayhem" and followed Lua.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul

Paul sighed. He stared as one of the girls walked away. "Right, I'll have a talk with her head of house then," he said to himself. He looked to Lua and nodded. "Aye, yer right then now. Off wit ya, now," he pointed over his shoulder with his thumb and gave a nod to the side. He then began looking around and found his magazines lying on the ground, destroyed. He sighed again and started walking off. "Grand. Just how I like to start the year, yeah," he mumbled to hiimself.
AND that my friends is the Francesca v. Lua fight. BEWARE OF FRAN IN TWO TERMS.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Our favorite French boy

Jacques nearly inhaled his icecream when Astoria referenced the girls hanging around him. She knows... he thought panicking. It took him a second to calm himself down and realise there was like no chance that Astoria knew about his kiss with Ashlie. Yet. Mulling it over a few moments he decided that it was better that she find out from him rather than someone else, like his interfering sister.

"Yeah Marianne's okay if you stay on her good side. And no, she's not too keen on me being seen with girls, especially since yesterday..."

He trailed off for a second.

Then, looking Astoria straight in the eyes he said " I kissed Ashlie", a look of almost remorse on his face.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Our favorite French girl
Astoria nearly choked on her ice cream when Jacques told her he had kissed Ashlie. She had a very vague memory of the girl he was speaking of. She had only spoken to the girl one time and that was at the end of term ball a very long time ago. If she could figure in her head, the girl was almost ten years older than him. She was at a loss for words at the moment. There were so many thoughts swirling through her head that she couldn't possibly put together a proper sentence at the moment. After thinking as rationally as she could at this moment, she finally came up with something to say.

"I can't say that I'm not upset about it because I am. However I don't really have any claims to you I guess. However I have one simple question for you."

With some deeply found courage that had just surfaced the girl went over to Jacques, her friend for a while now, and kissed him. When she finally broke the kiss, she walked back over to where she was sitting with a face that looked so serious, her own mother would be scared of it.

"Who's kiss is better, mine or hers?"
Quote:
Originally Posted by French Boy and Evil Sister.
Jacques's stomach was tying itself up in knots as he awaited Astoria's reaction. He was gripping the sides of the chair very tightly, prepared to spring off it at any moment and run away.

When she spoke Jacques almost let out a sigh of relief. In fact he had no time to do such things as before he could even open his mouth to speak, Astoria had kissed him. It was much nicer than kissing Ashlie, and Jacques wondered how best to put it.

"Wow" was all he managed to get out.

Marianne looked over at Jacques's table when she saw a flash of movement. The girl he had come in with, Astoria she thought her name was, was kissing her little brother.

Marianne twisted the tea towel she was holding very tightly and resisted the urge to smack his head in.
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