Just putting this in for the record. I like to do these at the end of every term and people do enjoy reading it, so here ya go. This end of term siggy is in reference to Term 11.
The Official Sarcastic Historian presents...
...the term in which Cupid got expelled from Hogwarts.
Hutchinson/Borr: That thing that just flew past your window was a pig.
Opteryx/Virohsa is just another reason to stay away from the Venemous Tentacula.
Rae vs. Lainey. Celebrity Death Match, Hogwarts style.
Branxton would seriously consider trading places with Kris right now.
McAiken just wants to romance Lainey. And make crups extinct.
And Professor Lesley Modulo Fox is a chick magnet. Like, duh. Totally.
And a last minute edit by special request. Sort of.
Except for Peony. Cuz she's no chick. Get it straight, y'all.