you didn't say how many lines this one could be so I made mine a bit longer.....hope it's okay :ballcap:
Number four privet drive is a horrible place
You’re mistreated and awfully deprived
But unfortunately that fate is the one you must face
As the world famous “boy who survived”
Vernon Dursley the head of this household of terrors
Aunt Petunia’s the sis of your mum
And you laugh from the cupboard space neath the main stairs
At the size of your cousin Dud’s bum.
Each day with the Dursleys brings pleasure and pain
You try to make all their lives tragic
And as unexplained misfortunes happen again
You just snicker cause you know it’s magic
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