Hey, Lotus... it ain't over til it's over!

Requirements:
* Someone must say, "But I already ate my friut loops!"
*James must ruffle his hair at least 3 times throughout the fic (feel free to overexaggerate that number... )
*Peter must say "I smell a rat...Oh wait, that's just me."
*Sirius must recieve a horribly gushy, mushy, and all that good stuff, love letter
*A house elf must sit on one of the marauders for....whatever reason.
*This is due on...Dec.17