My dare has expired, so I'm putting up a new one.

Reqs:
*In honor of March, you must have a lion and a lamb.
*I want loads and loads of green/green items mentioned.
*Someone erroneously (wrongly) believes they are a leprechaun.
*There is a fight over pink vs. green cupcakes.
*A female character must be the main focus.

Due: March 2, 2006