Lord Borr did a little jump in the air at this announcement. "It's not exactly what I had in mind, but to be perfectly honest I can't wait one more moment before marrying this lovely jewel on my arm." Lord Borr passed some gas from all the excitement and moving around.
"Let's go get married!" Lord Borr boomed, waving his hands over his head and showing the large sweaty spots underneath his armpits. He waved his hands over his head all the way out into the hall.
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Someone unimportant whose name slips my memory made this signature.
Twas Lady Borr who did it, sir!
Boor's bringin' sexy back and yall just hatin'
Kingston: Marry me my lord. We're perfect for each other. |