I'm back...

Because Zymurgy already trained the lovely Oliver Wood and has been so kind as to gift him to me in one of her stories, I am going to let him tell you about the latest adventures at Hogwarts.

Well, first, let me tell you that this is stupid and dumb and that lazy members of the Elite need to stop having us do their work for them. When I was Quidditch captain, I never expected everyone to blindly follow and to carry my weight. Imagine how poorly a game...

Oliver, focus. The story...?

Right-o. Anyway, Harry ahd been poking around in the Restricted Section of the library. He wasn't really looking for anything, he just had rather a penchant for mischief.

That was nicely put.

Thank you. Anyway, while poking around, Harry found an interesting spell titled Will Be Done that the author has blatently stolen from Buffy.

Hey, that's a secret!

Not anymore. Quit interrupting. Who's telling this story?

Carry on.

MORE LATER... SORRY