This poem is the most exaggerated out of the set. I do not mean to be offensive in any way. After all, I love Draco. And alternative name for this poem would be “Slytherin: The Bad Side of It”.
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
We’re ambitious, we are mean
Learn from us; there is much to glean!
We’ll fool you; we’ll make you pay
It’ll make you stop saying “good day”.
You should know that we’re cunning
Which is sure to get you running
Fellow Slytherins are friends
We could help you…but that depends
You see, we don’t lend a hand,
Unless it is to beat you bland.
We like to shoot rude remarks
Think we’re done? We’re about to start!
Our house loves to break the rules
Our slogan is “Gryffindor drools”.
Do not worry; do not fret
We’ll be nice…but we might forget.
*evil laughter*