Dare was from Kirstie McGonagall:

1, Ron must win a cupcake eating contest
2, someone hits someone else over the head with a broomstick
3, Hagrid becomes Headmaster
4, someone must say "Call the Fashion Police!"
5, a cat named Max must be included somewhere in the story

I'm very tired from all my fic-iness. Anyone want to give me a back rub and/ or a Weasley of my very own.