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OtterySt.Catchpole · 10-16-2005, 08:58 PM

*runs out of the room crying* Everyone loves that evil bear...but nobody loves me...*Ottery's jealous*
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LissyLove you and Kel, and Thea and Fate and everyone kept me up...

but I was kind of waiting for you to come back

I think it's amazing you're there welcoming babies into the world. It's like "Woooooooooooooow" I wonder that I shouldn't have gone into something meaningful like that...but I'm squeamish about blood and there's no way you're getting me anywhere near a room full of babies...*flees in terror*
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Okay...so you all weren't supposed to read that last one since I meant to edit it and I dunno...be more creative and less repetitive...but since you Nurses beat me to it.

I'm going to have to get even more creative... :evillaugh
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Egypt 1920

(T: You haven't confused your readers enough already? O: C'mon...I've got the smartest readers on SS. T: Because they read your story? O: Obviously

)

The desert was searing, the sun a large blazing yellow orb of heat pinned in a cloudless sky raining it's light over the dunes of sand which were the only thing that could be seen in any direction for miles. The little Ford truck was doing all of twenty miles through the thick sands bouncing up and down over the dunes as their Egyptian guide expertly manuevered through the unmanueverable (T: *smacks Ottery* Did you spell that right? O: I don't know...

). In the truck Ruben was chatting away with the driver, under the effects of the spell that Dumbledore had taught him to speak other languages. The Egyptian man assured Ruben that the truck was loads better than camels since trucks did not bite you, spit on you, or were stubborn about when they wanted to go or not. Just the same Ruben did not like the idea that they could be sunk in the desert under the weight of the large metal truck, which was to say nothing of their running out of fuel. In the back, on the bed of the truck, surrounded by supplies and sitting cozily their backs to the trucks cabin.

"I can't believe you kissed him," Ottery complained, pouting and refusing to look at his best friend.

"For the millionth time Ottery, I didn't kiss him, he kissed me." David replied blushing a little.

Ottery turned on him almost snapping his neck with the quickness of it. "Ouch," David smiled a little but bit back a giggle, it wouldn't do to tempt Ottery's temper he didn't relish the thought of his friend not wanting to talk to him. "So, you let him. It wasn't like you were trying very hard to stop him, was it?"

"Ottery it was by surprise, and you were there too, why didn't you defend me?"

"ME? HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?" Ottery screamed going hysterical.

Ruben tapped on the window, and the boys turned to see him smiling at their Egyptian guide, but when he turned to look at them he gave them a warning stare. Ottery stuck his tongue out, crossed his arms and turned away, not looking at Ruben or David.

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Dratted...OMG! Kel your album is distracting me...

All that Rupertness...I'll have to come back to this.

Sorry folks.

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OtterySt.Catchpole SS Featured Artist DA Poet Rupert is My Man! SS100 Triumphant Aethonan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Wicked House Posts: 18,909 Hogwarts RPG Name: Ottery St. Catchpole Gryffindor Third Year	I swear I'm surrounded by constant redheaded distractions...LOL Paris & Kellybear r luv :Read Otty 's fics:Gone With the Wind:I♥Rupert runs out of the room crying Everyone loves that evil bear...but nobody loves me...Ottery's jealous * LissyLove you and Kel, and Thea and Fate and everyone kept me up... but I was kind of waiting for you to come back I think it's amazing you're there welcoming babies into the world. It's like "Woooooooooooooow" I wonder that I shouldn't have gone into something meaningful like that...but I'm squeamish about blood and there's no way you're getting me anywhere near a room full of babies...flees in terror * Okay...so you all weren't supposed to read that last one since I meant to edit it and I dunno...be more creative and less repetitive...but since you Nurses beat me to it. I'm going to have to get even more creative... :evillaugh * ~ Egypt 1920 (T: You haven't confused your readers enough already? O: C'mon...I've got the smartest readers on SS. T: Because they read your story? O: Obviously ) The desert was searing, the sun a large blazing yellow orb of heat pinned in a cloudless sky raining it's light over the dunes of sand which were the only thing that could be seen in any direction for miles. The little Ford truck was doing all of twenty miles through the thick sands bouncing up and down over the dunes as their Egyptian guide expertly manuevered through the unmanueverable (T: smacks Ottery Did you spell that right? O: I don't know... ). In the truck Ruben was chatting away with the driver, under the effects of the spell that Dumbledore had taught him to speak other languages. The Egyptian man assured Ruben that the truck was loads better than camels since trucks did not bite you, spit on you, or were stubborn about when they wanted to go or not. Just the same Ruben did not like the idea that they could be sunk in the desert under the weight of the large metal truck, which was to say nothing of their running out of fuel. In the back, on the bed of the truck, surrounded by supplies and sitting cozily their backs to the trucks cabin. "I can't believe you kissed him," Ottery complained, pouting and refusing to look at his best friend. "For the millionth time Ottery, I didn't kiss him, he kissed me." David replied blushing a little. Ottery turned on him almost snapping his neck with the quickness of it. "Ouch," David smiled a little but bit back a giggle, it wouldn't do to tempt Ottery's temper he didn't relish the thought of his friend not wanting to talk to him. "So, you let him. It wasn't like you were trying very hard to stop him, was it?" "Ottery it was by surprise, and you were there too, why didn't you defend me?" "ME? HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?" Ottery screamed going hysterical. Ruben tapped on the window, and the boys turned to see him smiling at their Egyptian guide, but when he turned to look at them he gave them a warning stare. Ottery stuck his tongue out, crossed his arms and turned away, not looking at Ruben or David. ~ Dratted...OMG! Kel your album is distracting me... All that Rupertness...I'll have to come back to this. Sorry folks. __________________