yes, Ron makes a great pirate
and you make a loverly (evil ) fwooper.

here's the rest

Harry watched as Ron, who now seemed to believe that he was a pirate, hit Neville with a burst of blue light.
‘Never fear! Super Neville is here!’
‘Oh no! RON! He thinks he’s a superhero! What did you do that for?’ and with that Hermione stomped over to Ron to tell him off. And Neville came over to talk to Harry.
‘Hiya Harry. Oh, look at Seamus. Never fear, I’ll save him!’
Harry looked over at Seamus. He was attempting to bite Dean’s neck. He apparently thought that he was a vampire. He had indeed sprouted some long, dangerous looking teeth.
‘I know how to save him!’ – It was Neville again- ‘to the batcave! We will slaughter the head vampire!’
But that didn’t seem necessary. Ron had found a sword and was swinging it around dangerously close to Seamus.
‘Oh, Ron, NO!’ but Hermione was too late. Ron had already sliced off Seamus’ left hand. With a thud he fell to the ground.
‘No!’ Neville had dropped to the ground. ‘He’s dead!’ there was another flash of blue light and the spell wore off. ‘Oh wait… never mind. Can somebody tell the teacher that me and Seamus have gone to the infirmary?’ and he picked up Seamus’ severed hand and started dragging him, with Deans help out of the classroom.
Hermione, deeply shaken by the events of the past two minutes collapsed into the nearest chair, and said with a sigh ‘this is almost as weird as the time with Cassirin’s squad of chickens…’
Everybody looked at her. ‘Arr, Hermione M’dear, I’m thinking you’ve been readin’ t’ much.’ Ron said it for all of them.
Just then the teacher ran into the room.
‘Oh my! I shouldn’t have gone to the bathroom. I’ve got to stop this,’ she said as Ron got out his sword again.
And with a swish of her wand everybody fell into a deep slumber.