First of all, "Stupid rules were just begging to be broken." I love that!
And this, "You can't eat things that have a name! My warrior linguistics chicken!"

BINKY!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Binky was a good chicken, *sniff* she was willing to risk her life for her duty. *sniff, snort* She was the best linguistics chicken I ever knew. We'll miss her, Goodbye Binky Bo Buck. (full name)
*hangs head in respect*