John Deere Green
Part two:
Upon reaching the lake they see Dumbledore in the grasp of the giant squid. “Time to fry this octopus! I have wanted this for so long.” Dumbledore says.
“But Professor! That’s a squid, not an octopus!” Harry called out.
“What!?” Dumbledore said. He stares at the squid. In the few seconds it took for Dumbledore to get over his confusion, the squid sticks him in his mouth and eats him.
Suddenly J.K Rowling shows up. “Spit him out.” She calls out to the squid. And surprisingly the squid listens to her and spits Dumbledore out onto the shore.
“What are you doing Professor? I told you, this year I want them to get eaten, not you.” Rowling says angerly, as she points to the trio. “I need to kill them off, so I can stop writing these books and start my real passion! Ice fishing!”
And as suddenly as she had appeared, she disappeared.
“Ah, well, this is akward.” Dumbledore said. “Well, look at the time, its time for dinner! Everyone to the Great Hall!”
Harry, Ron and Hermione all enter the Great Hall and sit at the Gryffindor table. They watch as Malfoy tries to sit at the Hufflepuff table but runs away as a fifth year tries to curse him. They then turn their attention to the Staff table, where a witch they have never seen is sitting in Dumbledore’s space wearing a big hat that says HBP on it. They see Dumbledore talking to the witch, assuming that he’s asking her either about fried octopus or why she is sitting there. Suddenly she gets up and calls for everyone’s attention.
“I, Zy, would like to formally announce, that I am the Half Blood Prince!!” Zy said. “So now everyone can stop thinking its Harry, Hagrid or Voltermort!”
The hall is deadly quiet, due to the last name Zy said. Suddenly everyone bursts out in laughter. And Zy turns beet red and runs out of the hall crying.
The End
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