This is the finnal part of the dare Zymurgy bestowed on me. At the conclusion I shall be free of Zy's evil spell.
Not to worry the story will not be ending quite so soon.

".....and thats when he kicked me out. I think it has something to do with that spell we cast." said harry as he finnished telling his story in a flurry of words.
But Ron, who had smuggled some pie out of the kitchens for Harry and himself was eating it as Harry told his story. And when he got to the part about Draco's wanting to make a love potion for Hermione, he swallowed the spoon along with the pie.
Harry who was so involved in the story to notice, finnaly looked up and saw Ron smacking the table and fidgeting.

"Ron are you ok, what is it?
Ron made the international sign for chokeing. Which is to say he stood up and smacked Harry up the back of the head. :smack:
"Ouch! oh, your chokeing!" with that he turned Ron around to perform the Hiemlich manover. And the spoon came flying out across the room and hit Pigwidgion (Ron's over excitable owl), which cause him to....well....get excited. Zooming around his cage, that was not entirely secure, he got out and began smashing into every maner of things until he wore himself out and fell on the table, exhausted and dazed.

Ron, irritated at being ignored by the author for so long, butts back in.
"DRACO....LIKES....HERMIONE!?! He- he-, he wants to make her a love potion!" Ron took several strides, Harry caught him by his robes, but Ron was ever so slowly dragging them both towards the door.

"RON! You can't just go.....wait, where are you going?" asked harry
"I'm going to tear Malfoy a new......"
"RON! You know the author wont allow you to say such naughty things."
"Right, sorry. Well I have some very stern words for him, when I find him."
"Look, Malfoy may not even know he said it, I mean thought it." With a puzzled glance from Ron, he clarified.
"Ok, well Snape's not the kind of person to talk so freely about his feelings, unless he had a few too many butter beers in him. So if thats the case he would not want to remind Draco of the fact that he had a crush of his own, would he?" Harry surpressed a fit of giggles, waiting for Ron to respond.

"Alright, no harsh words....for now. And besides if we use this information correctly we could pull off the prank of the decade, even beat Fred and George.

The End............for now.
Dare completed. I'm free of the spell!!! :sorcererdragon:
The original dare.
Zymurgy: GOOSE! (Because you're evil!)
Now... write a ff with the following things!
1) Harry must say, "But- isn't that a little erm... stupid? I mean, we ARE in the closet...."
2) Someone must say, "But I made it myself!"
3) Hermione must say, "Either I'm having a REALLY bad hairday, or somebody spiked the pumpkin juice."
4) Ron must swallow a spoon for a very good reason.
5) Snape must eat his potions ingrediants to prevent Draco from saying something.
*laughs insanely*