Here were the req's for this dare:
*Draco must be eaten by a mad marshmallow.
*The socks must rebell against Human domination.
*Hermione must be attacked by a pair of Rons socks and hate him for this.
*Ron must start an anti sock club called "SPIT" which means whatever you choose it to. (I realize now that I got this one backwards... I'm sorry!)
*Harry must say, "oh no! Not Potions! Why during potions class!?"
*And Snape must say, "I refuse to be eaten by a sock! 20 points from Gryphindoor!"

And I'm now unemployed in the ff dept.