Part Two:

Ron tended to Mrs. Norris, while Harry went off in search of Hermione. He spotted her homework under her bed, and decided to take it and get perfect marks. As he went to take it, a clown appeared under the bed! He backed away slowly, and his underwear fell off.

He covered himself with a pillow, and watched, wide-eyed, as the clown digested his boxers with pictures of Cho Chang on them.

"No! Chang!"

Harry dived in the clown after his precious boxers. The clown possesed Harry. Harry became a mindless moron, controlled by the clown. He walked back to Ron, pillow case covering him, and said:

"If-vegetable-oil-is-made-from-vegetables,-what-is-baby-oil-made-from?"

Ron stared at Harry in horror. He had no idea what 'Baby Oil' was, exactly. He screamed, and Hermione came in. She saw Harry's nude backside, thought it was Snape's, and hexed it.

Well, they're all living happily now. Harry's no longer possesed. Mrs. Norris was returned, at the expense of Ron and Harry, seeing as Proffessor Snape gave them both detention.

The only thing is... Let's just say that Harry won't be sitting down in class for a long time.

The End.