Amaris_Chaos's EEFFD --- May 2005

Harry and the Evil Underwear Eating Clown - by soleil93

Part One:
Ron walked down the hallway peacefully. It was the middle of the night, and no one was awake. He took out his new wand and decided to have some fun. He aimed at a random spot and cast a burning spell... Unfourtunately, it hit a mirror, therefore reversing it into a snow spell. It bounced off the mirror, and hit the wall, turning the corridor into an indoor winter wonderland.

Meanwhile, Harry was just wondering about an odd Muggle thing he had heard about. He decided to ask Ron. Harry looked at his Marauder's Map, and noticed Ron in the corridor. He then ran down to Ron, and noticed that he was freezing his robes off.

"Hey, Harry! Look here, ain't this bloody brilliant?"

Ron grinned an odd sort of grin, then his face froze that was. Harry thawed him out.

"Yes, if you like to.. What was that Muggle word again? Oh, yes. Ski!"

Harry remembered the odd word.

"Ron, what on Earth is 'ski'?"

Ron grinned again, and conjured up a pair of skis. He skied on the halls of Hogwarts until Harry got the picture, conjured up his own, and joined him. Unfourtunately, he kept falling.

Mr. Filtch heard the noise, and came up to the two boys. He growled with an evil twisted smile. He dropped Mrs. Norris, and picked up his pink cellphone. He called someone and spoke in Mexican when he spoke to the person.

Ron and Harry grabbed Mrs. Norris while he was distracted. They ran away, and left a note stating: "We hav3 kdnaped mrs. NorrIs. W3 want 6237520351 Galions. ---Harry and Ron"

"Doh, danged kids."

Mr. Filtch mumbled under his breath. Then he pulled off his face, and he revealed his true self: An evil clown!

He then took out a pair of yellow-snitch boxers, and proceeded to consume them happily.