I forgot to post this... former dare components: I dare you to write a ff with the following points:
1) Snape must say, "Oh dear- not the fluffy bunny slippers joke AGAIN!
2)Bugs Bunny must make a cameo appearance.
3) Someone must come out of a closet. (take this as you want)
4) Someone must say, "Why look who's here! Everybody's favorite deatheater!
5) Draco must say, "Oh come on! Just because I'm a mean ugly smarmy git, doesn't mean that I'm evil!