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Old 04-24-2005, 06:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Wow. I didn't think anyone would really read my poem and like them!

Anyway, this is something a little different, it's just something that hit me one day in my RLM:

It's supposed to be rapped to the tune of Vanilla Ice's 'Ice Ice Baby'

Ice Mice Baby

Alright stop-grab a package and rip it
reach in find a mouse and grip it
Smiling, I grab a hold of it at last
throw it in my mouth, faster'n fast
"Does it really sqeak?"
Hey wait a few,
give me a sec, while I chew
My head is spinning when my teeth start to chatter
I'm shakin' so hard I think I'm going to shatter
"Swallow"
Feel it jumping all way down
It's in my stomach and bouncing all around
"Freezing"
But it's ever so pleasing
The cold grips my body and my breaths are now wheezing
Love it or leave it
I'm wishing somehow
That I could get my hands on another right now

If there is a package yo, I'll eat it
It's my addiction, I need to feed it.

Chorus: Ice Mice Baby
I need some Ice Mice Baby

Now that my stomach is jumpin'
A little mouse in my mouth and it's legs are thumpin'
Chomping it down
Chomp it down, no foolin'
I love 'em so much, just the thought starts me droolin'
"Buying them"
They cost six sickles
They are my favorite, can't call me fickle
At Honeydukes, where they sit on a shelf
between the sock bots and the candied elves
"Walking"
Right out of the shop
I'm so excited, I think I'm going to pop
the kids are all wavin, waitin' just to see 'em
"Did you stop?"
No, I just walked by
Kept on, walking to my best place
I can't keep the smile off my face
Behind me, I hear a loud squeak,
I tripped and fell, a giant mouse treat?
Oh yeah, I hit the ground real hard
Back on my feet, gain another yard
Elbow to elbow
the village was packed
They're trying to get away from the giant attack
Aurors on the scene
You know what I mean?
They're trying to stun
this really big mouse thing.

If there's a giant mouse, yo I'll eat it
I've got an addiction and I need to feed it.

Chorus: Ice Mice Baby
I need my Ice Mice Baby

Yo-can I have another?
*Burp*
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