 Runs With Vampires
Part 2:
On arrival at the Hospital Wing, Draco was surprised to see not Madame Pomfrey tending to the patients, but Elvis. Forgetting this fact for a moment, he ran up to Elvis and started pulling at his arm, gesturing towards his hair. Elvis, being a man of action, quickly picked up Draco, dunked his head in the sink, then put him on a bed. The other patients, impressed with Elvis’s quick thinking, started to clap.
“Well thank you, thank you very much” he said, looking rather pleased with himself. He put lotion on Draco’s bald head and wrapped it in bandages.
Draco was starting to feel better when the door of the Hospital Wing opened, and Erin and Luna walked in. Draco opened his mouth, about to ask how Luna knew he was here, when she smiled at him and pointed to her head. Erin looked concerned and came over to Draco.
“Are you alright Draco?” she asked.
“Yes Erin I’m fine. I wanted to give you this” He said, pulling the roll of duct tape out of his robes and handing it to her.
“Thanks Draco, that’s a thoughtful present. But how did you know I needed purple sparkly duct tape with blue stars on it to put my Orlando Bloom poster up on my Dormitory wall?”
Before Draco could answer, Elvis sidled up to Erin and said : "What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh, huh, huh."
Elvis got fired for harassing the students, Draco soon had a full head of hair again, Erin went back to her dormitory to drool over Orlando Bloom and Luna redecorated the Slytherin Common Room with an African theme, and used her ESP to become Minister of Magic at the age of 17.
THE END
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