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felicia1995 · 04-04-2005, 12:16 AM

Sorry! I'm late! I'll post my story anyways....! lol

Pure Evilness
By: felicia1995

Harry awoke very early April 3rd and rubbed the side of his head. He felt frosting! Harry pulled off the object and noticed that it was a cupcake! "How did that get there?" He wondered aloud. "Oh well," he muttered. He could hear somone saying, "Yes, we have no bananas!" Just then a television clicked on right in front of Harry. "Hi I'm Plum, and this is Plum! And together we're Plum and Plum's selling Perfect Wizarding Plumbing and Loos newest product! Spoons that you can use to make your house's plumbing look awsome! All you do is take a spoon, bend it so it'll fit around your pipe, and, there you are! That's all there is to it! Buy one of these spoons now, and recieve a 10-year supply of spoons! Call:

666-Magic Spoons! And get your spoons now!
Wierd commericial! Harry thought, as the T.V. clicked off. Harry headed into the shower.
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Neville grabbed a green stapler off the end table in the Gryffindor Common Room. Just for protection, he thought, placing the stapler in his pocket.
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Hermione awoke and started to the library. Today's the day! she thought happily. Today's the day I tell everyone what an Carnivorous African Tundra Tree is! Hermione entered the library and sat down. "Okay everyone," she started saying to a bunch of first years. "A Carnivorous African Tundra Tree isn't a tree, but really a dragon! It's long, bark colored body, and giant dark green wings, create the illusion of a tree. But be careful, even though the Carnivorous African Tunda Tree isn't a tree, doesn't mean you won't think it's a tree. The Carnivorous African Tunda Tree will stand perfectly still, and won't breathe for at least ten minutes! But there is a way to tell the difference between a Carnivorous African Tundra Tree and a tree. Unfortunately, we havn't figured it out yet!" Herrmione concluded. Appluase rang out and Hermione strolled to Potions class. She noticed Harry. His hair was drenched. "Harry?" she asked. "What happened to your hair?"
"I took a shower," Harry muttered. Snape strolled in, stumbling every time he took a step. "Class dismissed!" Snape boomed. Everyone stood and exited the classroom. Harry, Ron, and Hermione headed toward the Great Hall, when they were stopped by "Witch Weekly's" newest edition. "Look here!" Hermione said, pointing to an article entitiled "Hogwarts's New Headmistress" Hermione read the article out loud, "Hogwarts's Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, has retired. His posistion will be taken by none other than, Zygmurgy!"

"Wow, that was short and sweet!" Harry muttered.
"Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king!" Hermione chanted.
"Hermione, what are you saying?" Harry asked.
"Zygmurgy is our king!" Hermione replied. Then she heard someone say, "I'll have a glass of milk. On the rocks!" from inside of the Great Hall. She entered and sat down at the Gyffindor table. Just then, Seamus shouted," I'm a pretty, pretty girl!" five times!
"Ron, you reek!" Harry commented, holding his nose.
"I do NOT smell!" Ron said.
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do!"
"Don't!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Shut up!" Hermione yelled at the quarling boys. Then they all laughed.
Ginny walked in, her hair dyed red. Following behind her was Draco Malfoy, whose hair was dyed orange!
Floating in behind him were: A pair of gloves; Scotch tape; A yellow violin; Giant Toenails; and A partridge in a pear tree!
"Wow, what a wierd lunch!" Ron commented.
Suddenly, Dean rushed up to Hermione and said, "Winky died of a disease!"
"WHAT?!" Hermione asked.
"You heard me!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Hermione hollered.
Neville dicovered that Hogwarts was actually built out of snow, and shouted "Eureka!" the next day in Care of Magical Creatures Class.
Just then, A Dragon invaded and required people to justify their existence or be eaten. "Justify your existence or be eaten!" it roared.
"We are wizards that protect the world fom evil, but cause a lot of it!" Ron blurted out.
"Okay," the dragon said, petting Ron on his head before "poofing" away.
"Wierd," the class muttered at the same time.
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"I refuse to cook, Aurther," Molly Weasley declared to her husband Aurther Weasley.
"Fine, I'll cook!" Aurther declared.
"Fine!"
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The next day, the meaning of life was inquired about multiple times to Zygmurgy. Her responce was always the same, "Don't know! Don't care!"
Later, at lunch, Luna was saw teaching Seamus how to do tumbleturns. By the end of the day, Seamus could do tumbleturns by himself.
The next day, Harry was so tired, he tried to boost his energy with batteries!
Hermione was cought singing the Sesame Street theme song to Snape, who by the way, didn't care!
Neville had developed an obsession with the Wizard of Oz, and went around school sayimg, "I'm the Wicked Witch of the West!" all throughout the next day.
Luna thought she was a fruit bat on April 8th. She was passing out buttons with her feet. One of which, said, "Hi, I'm Bob!" which she gave to Ron's brother Bill! "My name's Bill!" he shouted.
April 9th, Luna tried to teach Hagrid how to jump rope, but it was useless. He was just to tall!
"That's out of the movie!" Steve Kloves said to Luna. "So is Draco dying his hair orange, the floating objects, and the new Headmistress!"
Dobby got athlete's foot and swore off socks on April 10th.
"That's out of the movie, too!" Steve shouted.
April 11th, McGonnagal and Flitwick held an assembly.
"Do you, Minervira McGonnagal take P. Flitwick to be your lawful wedded husband until death do you part?" asked the judge.
"I do!" McGonnagal said.
"And do you, P. Flitwick, take Minervira McGonnagal to be your lawful wedded wife until death do you part?" asked the judge.
"I do!" squeaked Flitwick.
"You may kiss the bride!"
And they did.
"I'm definatly taking that out of the movie version!" Steve told no one in particular.

I hope that's okay! ^^^^^ lol

04-04-2005, 12:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
felicia1995 Jarvey Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: ♥Listening to oldies music and writing the next chapter for my ff on Posts: 578 Hogwarts RPG Name: Cassie Evans Fifth	Sorry! I'm late! I'll post my story anyways....! lol Pure Evilness By: felicia1995 Harry awoke very early April 3rd and rubbed the side of his head. He felt frosting! Harry pulled off the object and noticed that it was a cupcake! "How did that get there?" He wondered aloud. "Oh well," he muttered. He could hear somone saying, "Yes, we have no bananas!" Just then a television clicked on right in front of Harry. *"Hi I'm Plum, and this is Plum! And together we're Plum and Plum's selling* Perfect Wizarding Plumbing and Loos newest product! Spoons that you can use to make your house's plumbing look awsome! All you do is take a spoon, bend it so it'll fit around your pipe, and, there you are! That's all there is to it! Buy one of these spoons now, and recieve a 10-year supply of spoons! Call: *666-Magic Spoons! And get your spoons now!* Wierd commericial! Harry thought, as the T.V. clicked off. Harry headed into the shower. *********************************************** Neville grabbed a green stapler off the end table in the Gryffindor Common Room. Just for protection, he thought, placing the stapler in his pocket. *********************************************** Hermione awoke and started to the library. Today's the day! she thought happily. Today's the day I tell everyone what an Carnivorous African Tundra Tree is! Hermione entered the library and sat down. "Okay everyone," she started saying to a bunch of first years. "A Carnivorous African Tundra Tree isn't a tree, but really a dragon! It's long, bark colored body, and giant dark green wings, create the illusion of a tree. But be careful, even though the Carnivorous African Tunda Tree isn't a tree, doesn't mean you won't think it's a tree. The Carnivorous African Tunda Tree will stand perfectly still, and won't breathe for at least ten minutes! But there is a way to tell the difference between a Carnivorous African Tundra Tree and a tree. Unfortunately, we havn't figured it out yet!" Herrmione concluded. Appluase rang out and Hermione strolled to Potions class. She noticed Harry. His hair was drenched. "Harry?" she asked. "What happened to your hair?" "I took a shower," Harry muttered. Snape strolled in, stumbling every time he took a step. "Class dismissed!" Snape boomed. Everyone stood and exited the classroom. Harry, Ron, and Hermione headed toward the Great Hall, when they were stopped by "Witch Weekly's" newest edition. "Look here!" Hermione said, pointing to an article entitiled "Hogwarts's New Headmistress" Hermione read the article out loud, "Hogwarts's Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, has retired. His posistion will be taken by none other than, Zygmurgy!" "Wow, that was short and sweet!" Harry muttered. "Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king! Zygmurgy is our king!" Hermione chanted. "Hermione, what are you saying?" Harry asked. "Zygmurgy is our king!" Hermione replied. Then she heard someone say, "I'll have a glass of milk. On the rocks!" from inside of the Great Hall. She entered and sat down at the Gyffindor table. Just then, Seamus shouted," I'm a pretty, pretty girl!" five times! "Ron, you reek!" Harry commented, holding his nose. "I do NOT smell!" Ron said. "Do too!" "Do not!" "Do!" "Don't!" "Yes!" "No!" "Shut up!" Hermione yelled at the quarling boys. Then they all laughed. Ginny walked in, her hair dyed red. Following behind her was Draco Malfoy, whose hair was dyed orange! Floating in behind him were: A pair of gloves; Scotch tape; A yellow violin; Giant Toenails; and A partridge in a pear tree! "Wow, what a wierd lunch!" Ron commented. Suddenly, Dean rushed up to Hermione and said, "Winky died of a disease!" "WHAT?!" Hermione asked. "You heard me!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Hermione hollered. Neville dicovered that Hogwarts was actually built out of snow, and shouted "Eureka!" the next day in Care of Magical Creatures Class. Just then, A Dragon invaded and required people to justify their existence or be eaten. "Justify your existence or be eaten!" it roared. "We are wizards that protect the world fom evil, but cause a lot of it!" Ron blurted out. "Okay," the dragon said, petting Ron on his head before "poofing" away. "Wierd," the class muttered at the same time. ******************************************** "I refuse to cook, Aurther," Molly Weasley declared to her husband Aurther Weasley. "Fine, I'll cook!" Aurther declared. "Fine!" **************************************** The next day, the meaning of life was inquired about multiple times to Zygmurgy. Her responce was always the same, "Don't know! Don't care!" Later, at lunch, Luna was saw teaching Seamus how to do tumbleturns. By the end of the day, Seamus could do tumbleturns by himself. The next day, Harry was so tired, he tried to boost his energy with batteries! Hermione was cought singing the Sesame Street theme song to Snape, who by the way, didn't care! Neville had developed an obsession with the Wizard of Oz, and went around school sayimg, "I'm the Wicked Witch of the West!" all throughout the next day. Luna thought she was a fruit bat on April 8th. She was passing out buttons with her feet. One of which, said, "Hi, I'm Bob!" which she gave to Ron's brother Bill! "My name's Bill!" he shouted. April 9th, Luna tried to teach Hagrid how to jump rope, but it was useless. He was just to tall! "That's out of the movie!" Steve Kloves said to Luna. "So is Draco dying his hair orange, the floating objects, and the new Headmistress!" Dobby got athlete's foot and swore off socks on April 10th. "That's out of the movie, too!" Steve shouted. April 11th, McGonnagal and Flitwick held an assembly. "Do you, Minervira McGonnagal take P. Flitwick to be your lawful wedded husband until death do you part?" asked the judge. "I do!" McGonnagal said. "And do you, P. Flitwick, take Minervira McGonnagal to be your lawful wedded wife until death do you part?" asked the judge. "I do!" squeaked Flitwick. "You may kiss the bride!" And they did. "I'm definatly taking that out of the movie version!" Steve told no one in particular. I hope that's okay! ^^^^^ lol __________________ Thanks to Serenity's Doll Emporium for the totally awesome avvie and siggie!!!